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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by todd311, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. Gravitas

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    Shit, were they just trying to be as unsafe as possible?

    Fuck 'em. Even if they had a grand old time he wouldn't want to do it for his birthday next year. And none of his friends would want to do what he did, so no loss as far as I can see.
     
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    Yes, they were. That's why I'm not overly bothered by it.
     
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    I'm incredbily drunk but i'm sensing some tension between gravitas and shimmered. They should just pm each other their phone numbers or whatever at this rate. Just having their own conversation here.
     
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    I think youtube videos are the way to go.
     
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    Can we black out the Gravitas bit of the youtube video?
     
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    somoene posgt the i just had sex video from youtube im too drunk
     
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    The only video of me on youtube. Circa 1993 or so.



    Fortunately, I am only in a supporting role.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Hi.

    Which test did you do? I went on to Google and did one from Wired... and scored 45. Yikes. Their average was 16.9, according to the page.
     
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    If only being able to "stretch your peepee" was good for a career in gymnastics more people would do it.
     
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    Hey. It's not an exclusive club. Y'all can post too.
     
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    The work excitement is over for the night.

    And now comes the adrenaline crash...
     
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    Psh. I still haven't left because The Guy said he'd bring me/pick me up. He didn't set his alarm, he was waiting on me to call.
    Rah.
     
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    Fucking lame.

    Shit like that is why I pretty much refuse to be anywhere without a vehicle of my own.

    Warm bologna sandwiches are fucking disgusting. I can't believe I forgot to put this thing in the fridge.
     
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    Another good jam:



    And another for good measure:



    A third to round it out:

     
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    Holy crap you guys are still up from last night? I just woke up over here. Thinking of moseying on down to the hotel bar to watch the race.
     
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    Well, I have been at work , so it doesn't really count.
     

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    Are you the toddler hanging out behind the couch? It's kinda weird that no one said, "Hey, maybe we should get the little guy out from behind the couch."

    I could just be overreacting due to the fact that the last time my parents let me go behind a couch, I decided to play with keys. Unfortunately, I was also using a live electrical outlet to simulate an ignition.
     
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    Nope, I'm the other kid fucking around.

    We played in, around, and on that couch all the time. I think it was safe....ish? Well, maybe not.

    But as far as electrical stuff though my mom bit an electrical cord when she was young, so she was super protective when it came to that stuff.

    We all came out unscathed.

    I need to stop divulging my history in these drunk threads. I'm going to have to find a new distraction.
     
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    I've gotta say, I've never poured myself a Bailey's and coffee, then looked back and said it was a bad idea. Let's hope today isn't a first.
     
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    final edit* I fail at reading comprehension. I think. barely keeping my eyes open right now.
     
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