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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by todd311, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. taste_my_rainbow

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    I hate that I got drunk last night and didn't share it with yall.
     
    #1001 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 13, 2011
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    Fuck. I'm suddenly fighting a wave of sleepiness. I really want to take a nap, but it's not worth being a zombie tomorrow, which means I get to sit here and yawn. It's notably difficult to type while yawning.
     
    #1002 StayFrosty, Nov 13, 2011
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    Is this that Progressive insurance girl or a fake?

    [rnsfw][/rnsfw]
     

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    If you think that is real then it is officially time to stop drinking.
     
    #1004 Gravitas, Nov 13, 2011
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    It came in a text. Then I found it online. I've seen the commercials a time or two but really don't watch much television.

    Edit: Never played with or studied photoshop or photoshopped pictures either. Her face looks lighter than the body but that could be makeup. Either way. Nudity.
     
    #1005 Nitwit, Nov 13, 2011
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    It's not a matter of recognizing the person's face, it's that the image is perhaps one of the most obvious photoshops ever.
     
    #1006 ghettoastronaut, Nov 13, 2011
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    What ghetto says. The photoshop is so bad I am quite confident an epileptic 10 year old could do a more convincing job.
     
    #1007 Gravitas, Nov 13, 2011
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    OK. Teach me.
     
    #1008 Nitwit, Nov 13, 2011
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    I doubt it, but I would reserve my trip to hell laughing at the attempt.
     
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    What do you mean, "teach me"? I have never even used photoshop and the number of things wrong with that photo are numerous

    1. The position of her head
    2. Look how god damned wide her neck is
    3. Her head is in perfect focus, while the rest of the image is focused down on her vagina
    4. The blurriness around her hair
    5. The shadow under her hair doesn't line up with the rest of the shadows
    6. The resolution of her face is different from the resolution of the rest of the photo

    And last, but certainly not least

    7. Have you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever in your god damned life ever seen anyone who is having sex - porn star, prostitute, real life - ever make an expression like that? It just looks wrong, and that's because it's fake.
     
    #1010 ghettoastronaut, Nov 13, 2011
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    I couldn't have listed everything ghetto did. I just looked at it, and thought "Fake".
     
    #1011 StayFrosty, Nov 13, 2011
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    2004 CJ, OUT.
     
    #1012 CharlesJohnson, Nov 13, 2011
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    1. I've seen porn people look or talk to other people in the room.
    2. Yup. I do see that.
    3. Nope. I guess my eyes are going.
    4. Nope.
    5. Nope
    6. Nope
    7. I have not seen it, but I think I may have made it a time or two. I bet there are girls on this board who have made that face also.
     
    #1013 Nitwit, Nov 13, 2011
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    Show of hands, how many people think Nitwit is older than Nettdata and toytoy combined?
     
    #1014 Frank, Nov 13, 2011
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    Old? I thought he was just stupid.
     
    #1015 bewildered, Nov 13, 2011
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    Either way, with eyesight like that, there's no way he should be driving.
     
    #1016 ghettoastronaut, Nov 13, 2011
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    Seriously, you can't tell the face is a different resolution than the rest of the picture?
     
    #1017 Kubla Kahn, Nov 13, 2011
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    No. I really can't. The only aspect Ghetto pointed out that I can see is the size of the neck; which is obvious. I haven't had my eyes checked in years. Last time I was 20/20. There is an eye doctor two doors down from my business. I'll go next week.
     
    #1018 Nitwit, Nov 13, 2011
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    I'm going to use a GUI interface using visual basic to track the original poster of that picture's IP address to confirm once and for all if it's real or not.
     
    #1019 Thorgouge, Nov 13, 2011
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    I'm going to use the internet to kick your butt.
     
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