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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by todd311, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. ssycko

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    It would have been better had they used this picture:

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    They could have shopped a dick in her mouth. Too easy.
     
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    They could have shopped her getting drilled with a unicorn horn on Mars and Nitwit wouldn't have noticed anything wrong.
     
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    Christ. Between Nitwit's obliviousness and you guys actually thinking an Irish lad was posting from audrey's place, I'm going to send all of you Nigerian-prince emails.
     
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    This seems perfectly reasonable to me? I don't see what the issue would be with that.


    On another note, the girlfriend and I went on a mall excursion to find thigh high socks. It was successful, and they are awesome. Also the mall had some fucking Alpacas in it. In the middle of the fucking mall. Alpacas.

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    Clearly real and not created with ms paint. Flo is a big whore.
     

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    This checks out.
     
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    Seems legit.
     
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    Yesterday on a whim i decided to upgrade my TV. No more 27''. 40' Baby, 40. It takes up a huge portion of my room. So excited.
     
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    I need to get a decently nice bottle of champagne for a friend for her birthday. Any recommendations?

    Edit: I was thinking under $50.
     
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    My birthday is Wednesday and I wish someone would get me champagne. My friends obviously suck.
     
    #1032 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 13, 2011
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    Happy birthday.

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    Pretty decent night, still quiet, and I'm watching football and eating a three cheese grilled cheese (white American, provolone, and chedder) with bacon and drinking a beer on a Sunday night. All I need now is a good looking female waiting on me, and no work tomorrow to make this a perfect night.
     
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    Bewildered you are awesome!

    Diablo - That sammich sound delicious. We're practically neighbors you know... I'm not great at waiting on men but I do love to do laundry.
     
    #1035 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 13, 2011
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    Where were you earlier today?

    Also every time I go to the laundromat a crazy comes and talks to me. It's getting out of hand.
     
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    Sam Adams Chocolate Bock is friggin' awesome.
     
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    Moet & Chandon, Vueve Clicquot, Perrier Jouet all have brands under 50. They're recognizable labels, so they'd make a good impression. Stay away from Korbel and anything from Napa. I think they're too dry and metallic.

    In all honesty, I like $13 Asti Spumante. It's sweet like apple juice and the proper amount of fizz. I love it. If I'm making a cocktail that calls for a champagne topper, that's the one. Spanish Cava is about $8 a bottle and very nice on a summer day.
     
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    The only champagne I have ever had to my knowledge is Andres. At 4 a bottle you can't go wrong.
     
    #1039 Gravitas, Nov 13, 2011
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    Translation: my biological clock is ticking so loud I can't think straight, put a baby in me now.

    Proceed with caution my friend.
     
    #1040 Frank, Nov 13, 2011
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