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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by todd311, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. zyron

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    You know what really grinds my gears.
     
    #1061 zyron, Nov 13, 2011
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    Some people say, "chafes my ass", down here. Pronounced, "Chaps my ass."
     
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    I love him, but did anyone else think it was funny watching Brady belly flop on that unexpected snap?
     
    #1063 Dcc001, Nov 13, 2011
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    Jesus, are we really discussing ballsack and anal irritation and nobody's brought up the obvious joke yet?

    You're letting me down, guys.
     
    #1064 ghettoastronaut, Nov 13, 2011
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    What else is there to say about it? The joke is played the fuck out.
     
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    No kidding. If I was willing to use the fire pit in my back yard, and if I knew how to upload a video from my phone, I'd burn a hairbrush while saying a prayer and post it. Enough.
     
    #1067 Dcc001, Nov 13, 2011
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    Besides, the obviously tasteful place to make anal rape jokes was the Penn State thread.
     
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    Not even Christmas yet and I'm ready for summer.

     

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    This could be a reference, as bristles tend to chafe.
     
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    I love you too. If we were on a playground, I would pull your hair.

    Instead, here is this evenings offering. (I posted this last night after "Crazy Girl")

     
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    Does anyone have any experience with having the "you should probably move out" conversation with a roommate with it ending up being the least awkward and/or rageful shitshow as possible? It's becoming increasingly apparent this needs to happen soon.

    I went to the chocolate show today and my tummy still hurts from all of the chocolate and alcohol. Best first world problem ever.
     
    #1072 audreymonroe, Nov 13, 2011
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    Your solution is to get married. And then ask the roommate to move out so that your husband can move in. Gives you a serious leg to stand on.
     
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    Tell them they have to move out so you can house more backpackers. There's a hot Serbian with only a few confirmed ethnic cleansing kills that needs their room for a weekend.

    Reassure the roommate this is perfectly reasonable and sexy.
     
    #1074 CharlesJohnson, Nov 13, 2011
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    HA. I tried to get my room mate to get lost over Christmas break while El Fiance will be here on leave. That kid is about 5'5", 100lbs. El Fiance told me he's just going to pick him up by the scruff and loss him out the front door.

    That whole situation was a shitstorm.
     
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    I think that Serbian guy was at the Toronto meet-up.
     
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    Are you proposing?
     
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    Depends. Are you? You're apparently up against some very stiff competition. Just ask angel.
     
    #1078 ghettoastronaut, Nov 13, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    As long as you're not just in it for the green card.
     
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    Sorry, audrey, I'm not willing to downgrade my citizenship for you.
     
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