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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by todd311, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    It's been five years.

    Go for it.
     
    #121 hooker, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Yeah, she likes sports, drinking, blowjobs and sex. That poor man.
     
    #122 zyron, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?


    No, I'm a guy When I take something, I take it. (In this case, the ass on your avatar)

    <a class="postlink" href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/take" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/take</a>

    You are girl. When you take it. You are accepting being taken.

    See what just happened?
     
    #123 Nitwit, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I know there is a damned fine example of binge drinking going on in that clip but I can't take my eyes of that redheaded fetus going crazy in the background.
     
    #124 Rumble, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Pegging: IT TURNS YOUR WORLD UPSIDE DOWN.
     
    #125 bewildered, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I think you're confusing Bewildered and myself - not uncommon, since we're both awesome - but her avatar doesn't have an ass.
     
    #126 Angel_1756, Nov 4, 2011
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    Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Bastards.

    I'm a good wife!
     
    #127 hooker, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    You could titty fuck her though.
     
    #128 bewildered, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Pegging: IT TURNS YOUR BOYFRIEND UPSIDE DOWN.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    The eyepatch throws me a bit - is she a pirate or did she get poked in the eye? Or was there a rampant semen incident?
     
    #130 Angel_1756, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    It does when it's sitting next to Chris Isaak.
     
    #131 Nitwit, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    She's Molotov Cocktease baby, and she lost it in a fight. She's awesome. I mean not awesome enough to turn me lesbo, but I definitely aspire so be as snazzy a dresser as she is.
     
    #132 bewildered, Nov 4, 2011
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    Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    That bald red skull guy on Captain America is totally creepy.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I'm going to pay Netdata 50 billion internet dollars to change your avatar to one of my hairy ass.

    Or this guy, Henry Earl:

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    I want to drink with him so bad. True Hall of Famer. Him or Pete Rose? I'd choose Henry Earl.
     
    #134 CharlesJohnson, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Uh oh.
     
    #135 Nom Chompsky, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Yeah. Despite my worthless, child-beating attitude, I was a good wife too...

    And I play video games. And swallow. Attach beer taps to my nipples and super-glue to my lips and I'd be the perfect woman.
     
    #136 WickedBitch, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    There is so much more to being a woman than that.

    You have to cook and clean, too.
     
    #137 bewildered, Nov 4, 2011
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    Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I'm never fall-down- drunk.

    But hey... obviously he likes chubby girls!
     
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    Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Oh, he cooks and cleans. Mostly.

    I fail.
     
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    Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I can always count on the interwebs for the best marriage advice.

    I'll drink to that.
     
    #140 hooker, Nov 4, 2011
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