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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

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  1. StayFrosty

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Go on...
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?


    I'm sorry but your middle class white background is inefficient for this job. Bare minimum, you have to be black. Or you may be poor and white. Go home and count your money that you saved after buying your mini Cooper.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I think it might be because I am simple minded, but I always get a lot of satisfaction out of cleaning. Seriously, in college, even girls would comment on the cleanliness of my bathroom. I don't get bothered by a bit of clutter or anything, but a couple of my buddies have toilets that they seriously never clean. When I am at one of their places, I break out their toilet brush and scrub the thing myself, because it always looks so funky. It's not hard to keep shit passable.

    I do have to say, guys are less clean on average, but the nastiest girls wayyyyyyyyyy out nasty the nastiest guys.

    Also, I decided to pay the uncomfortable-stranger-at-the-airport bit forward tonight by having airport enchiladas 45 minutes before my flight. Hooray.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    We could be wingmen though!

    [​IMG]

    Stop comparing everything to top gun! oooh, it's like top gun.
     
    #164 Nom Chompsky, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Wait, I thought he was buying a Hyundai?
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I'm a lady. I don't talk about my blow job skills, only other people's.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Wait, which one's goose and which one's maverick? And which one in the movie was the bottom?
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Is there enough of a difference to even mention it?
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Also, oh my god is there a lot of trashy-hot in Miami. I'm at the airport at 9:00 on a Friday night and even now, it's trashy-hot girl central. This is fun.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Yes. One is gay, one is not. I'll let you figure that one one.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    All my jello shots from last weekened have kind of dried up. I'm eating them anyway.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Reconstitute them with more liquor.

    I discovered a wonderful Indian drink tonight. Mango lassi. Yogurt, milk, mangoes. I'm going to attempt this with rum. Sacrilicious.
     
    #172 CharlesJohnson, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Fun fact: if you soak gummy bears in vodka, some of them will melt to form a gummy pool. The others will only semi-melt, leaving what appears to be the remnants of a gummy bear massacre floating in a gummy cesspool.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?


    I think you should crush them and add vodka.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    You had me at cesspool.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Isn't that like alcohol-infused gummi bears? If so, that's fucking terrible. I'd rather try my luck with small doses of Popov through an IV.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    YOU GUYS ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME LOSE ALL MY MONIES IN POKER.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    no, it is jello with a cup of al-kee-hall per pouch instead of that second cup of water. It's like woah awesome. I think some of thw water evaporated out of the little cups. All that vodka is still there and now in my tummy. Also 99 bananas. 3 down, 10 to go.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Maybe you can suggest a switch to Strip Poker.

    WHICH, by the way, I still don't understand. Any game I've ever played has turned into random people take off clothes at random intervals. How is it supposed to work?
     
    #179 Nom Chompsky, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    No idea, it sounds lame. I get a bigger rush out of stealing my friend's money than seeing my friends' hairy bodies. Also, I don't think it is appropriate. My favorite naked partner in crime is so far away!!!
     
    #180 bewildered, Nov 4, 2011
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