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Weekend Drunk Thread, Today Until It is Over

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 9, 2012.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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  2. Juice

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  3. dixiebandit69

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    First I want to say bravo, 'Sack, not only for reviving a neglected thread, but on the quality of woman you've got. She's got a nice butt-crease going on there.

    Now, not to be a Buzz Killington, but shouldn't that picture go in the bikini thread and not the Booty Thread? The Booty Thread is for uncovered butts or thong shots, while the Bikini Thread is safe for work.

    Basically, what I'm saying is that you should start taking more pictures. Maybe let us see what those fake boobs look like. But really, I'll be happy with anything.

    Also, why have the Tibettes let those threads die?
     
    #223 dixiebandit69, Nov 10, 2012
  4. CharlesJohnson

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    Dammit. There's some dust in my cold, jaded eye.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2229738/Chinese-centenarian-spouses-pose-wedding-photo--88-years-wedding-day.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... g-day.html</a>

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    I hope I'm that spry at 103. Ancient Chinese Secret.
     
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    Spoilered for size.

    The GF bought a bunny from a toothless man in the street. What should she name it?

    Also, tried my first Korean buffet...I made a meat tornado, all cooked on the stove top in front of me. It was glorious.
     

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  6. Angel_1756

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    The boyfriend suggests she name it Fang.

    The line for Skyfall is redonkulous. Also, people have no concept of how a line works. NO BUTTING, ASSHOLES.
     
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    Isn't that a little morbid? To name it postmortem?
     
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    I pleaded, BEGGED, my friend to name her new cat "Special #5."

    "Cat get name SPEESHUL NUMBAH FI!" it was a no-go.

    That's it. Next cat I get, I'm going to name it Korean Buffet just to see the look on the vet's face. Yes, my cat is named Korean Buffet. Yes, you will refer to him as such. Score.
     
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    I watched skyfall. It was excellent.


    'Sack, whoever the photographer was had some excellent lighting for present wife's shoot. Most natural lighting doesnt turn out so well without some kind of assistance. Great job.
     
    #229 shimmered, Nov 10, 2012
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    Know what I love? Standing in the cold rain for hours on end. Fucking Passchendaele.
     
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    Someone just farted in my underwear.

    That asshole.
     
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    Are you talking about the photos I posted? That isn't sacks wife if those were the ones you are talking about.
    I'm the photographer for those photos.
     
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    I'm getting drunk with Queen Royal right now.


    DRUNK, motherfuckers. Have to hang out with her friends tonight. Thinking about scaring the shit out of their boyfriends, who I have not met yet. My wife tells me one is a "motivational speaker".

    Oh. My. God. Could you answer my prayers any better for a night of ugly truths? This is going to be too easy.
     
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    Have no idea. Am drunk after replacing a hot water heater today. Thought I could keep up with my dad. I was wrong.
    Pics of some female with a bouncy bubble and orange panties. Carry on.
     
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    Today was really great. Thai food and then Wreck it Ralph followed by treats at Starbucks. We haven't had a nice date day in awhile so that was fun.

    What are you Idiots up to today?
     
    #235 bewildered, Nov 10, 2012
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    I volunteered at an arts festival and met Jonathan Ames and he was dressed like he was in a Wes Anderson movie which made me happy because of the whole Jason Schwartzman starring in Bored to Death thing. He was delightful.
     
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    FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING to ORANGE PANTIES
     

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  18. McSmallstuff

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    You idiots talked me into drinking last night. That's a bad Bewildered.
     
    #238 McSmallstuff, Nov 10, 2012
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    A very bad one. Not only did I drink my drink, I went back for a refill and got a little bit kinda sorta yeah definitely drunk. I felt good this morning though.
     
    #239 bewildered, Nov 10, 2012
  20. McSmallstuff

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    Did your antisocial hubby mock your drunkeness.
     
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