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Weekend Drunk Thread, Today Until It is Over

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 9, 2012.

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  1. bewildered

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    I got undressed for bed and rubbed my boobs on the back of either side of his neck. "You ARE drunk!!" he said.

    Yeah no shit.

    He still finds my connection to this board weird so he did his best to not get involved last night. It didn't help that Pinkcup was catcalling him.
     
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  2. Pinkcup

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    He has a nice butt. He should be informed of that fact.

    Also, dubyaTeff was catcalling also, it was not just me.
     
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    Dubya was so exhausted/drunk that he may have legitimately thought he was a woman last night.

    And yes, I tell him all the time. I think I have mentioned the enjoyment I get out of smacking asses.
     
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    Using my superior arts and crafts skills, I have made myself a couple of display cases for my fossil collection.



    Now the Fry pad looks like a little museum. Can anyone say CLASSY AS FUCK?
     

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  5. Danger Boy

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    Whatever you say, Ross.
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    Music Please:

     
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    I just watched the movie Parents with Randy Quaid. I feel like I need a hug, that movie was fucked up.
     
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    Say what you will about Maroon 5 and Adam Levine, but the bass in One More Night is funky and awesome. Granted its not a super complicated or fancy line, and I think its more the production that the playing itself, but its a nice low end for a pop song. It gives the song a bit of feeling, I'm a fan.

    Here's a version with the bass boosted.



    Now I'm going to go drink some whiskey
     
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    Skyfall kicked ass. Totally worth seeing on Imax. Now for a martini.
     
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    Where is PIMTRESS this evening?

    A dedication.



    Someone do a shot or something.

     
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    I am back. Geez.
     
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    Given that it is a James Bond weekend...

    In the book version of Casino Royale, James Bond orders a martini of his own creation, later dubbed a "Vesper" after the very first Bond girl. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, and lemon peel.

    Apparently the formulations of the ingredients have changed since then, so you can no longer make one with that recipe. Esquire magazine looked at this issue and decided that you can create a very close approximation by using Tanqueray for the gin, 100-proof Stoli for the vodka, Lillet blanc with a little quinine powder to restore the now-missing Kina, and the lemon peel is the same.

    That's probably about $75 worth of stuff to make these, so I'm hesitant to get all that stuff if it's going to suck. Anybody ever tried one?
     
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    Why am I so horny?
     
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    Because you aren't getting any?
     
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    That, and his significant other is.
     
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    They're upgrading the system this weekend, so for a couple days there is no fluoride in the tap water.
     
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    Uggggh next summer brings a string of weddings. I love my best friend to death, but the bridesmaids dresses she picked out are ridiculously expensive...and I'm already traveling to Jekyll Island for this thing. Is there any way to politely say, "Hey, lady. I can't afford this."? I hate shelling out money for ONE NIGHT and ONE dress that I will never wear again.
     
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    Fucking 'Bama. Ugh.

    On another note, holy shit Skyfall was AWESOME!!
     
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    Yes.....it's bad.

    I've sworn myself to one who runs.

    I am strong for her.

     
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