Why are young children so masochitstic? My daughter's new game that she invented is to grab an ice back out of the freezerat a completely a random moment, shove it down the back of her pants and then run around the house screaming IT'S SO COLD IT'S COLD IT'S SO COLD while laughing like Carol Kane. Kids are weirdos.
According to Dr. Spock, that behavior means she'll either be a serial killer or a stripper. It could go either way.
Why are they mutually exclusive? OH MY GOD, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR A NEW MOVIE ABOUT A STRIPPER SERIAL KILLER!!!!
So I meet a very attractive girl when I was out doing a bit of drinking Friday night, out of nowhere she pulls out a tin of Grizzly and throws in a nasty lopper right there in front of me. Completely stunned me for a minute....but, I kept the conversation going after that.
I have found paleo heaven. A Korean restaurant with a $10 buffet. You cook all the beef, chicken, and pork you want on a grill in the table, with all the accompanying veggies you can ask for. I made a meat tornado, and it was all that I had hoped for. Utterly magical. Until the kimchi took it's vengeance, anyway.
Yay Veteran's Day! Ah who am I kidding, I didn't do shit. Memorial Day is much better, perfect day to drink yourself into a coma.
I didn't do shit either, first time I haven't taken advantage of a free meal in a while. Cheers my fellow vets!
That reminds me of when I saw the Hangover in theater, and Zach Galifinakas (sp? who cares) opens the door in the kids face. I remember I busted out laughing, meanwhile my buddies girlfriend who loves little kids really was appalled. I had the same reaction to this video.
A smoking hot girl I go to school with chews regularly. The first time I witnessed this a group of us were hanging out in between classes and she whipped out a can of Copenhagen like it wasn't shit and tossed in a fat dip. We were all too stunned to say anything. A hillbilly friend of mine would have creamed his pants right then and there if he had seen it. Any attractiveness she had was completely gone. Since then she's just been a dude with tits to me.
She does realize this is a carcinogen right? A highly virulent one. The guys she blows also realize this as well I hope. See where I'm going with this? It transfers the same way as HPV, and HPV now the leading cause of oral cancers. HHHMMMMM WONDER HOW THAT GOT THERE? Cock cancers. Good evening, all, and sweet dreams.
Spending today drinking Shiner Cheer and decorating my tree. I don't do Thanksgiving day really, and I'll be out of town. So I figured what the hell. Also watching The Avengers. Love Jeremy Renner but good grief that little wrist thing with the bow is lame.
So I'm sitting in my room at Ceasar's Palace and feeling somewhat guilty and toolish for ordering room service. I'm going to have to walk the strip and hope there are places to eat that aren't an outrageous ripoff.
Good luck, all I have heard about Vegas lately is everything is a ripoff, except for the rooms and flights out there.
You're not inspiring me to visit there next year. I have a friend who goes probably four times a year - and to be honest, I can't understand the appeal.
Jesus, of all things you get ripped off with in Vegas, food doesn't have to be one of them. You could eat for a week with a $20 bill if you wanted to do cheap buffets. In any event, hotel rooms in Vegas are for passing out in, whether voluntarily or involuntarily. Not for eating or spending time in.
We were just discussing Vegas yesterday. The rules of enjoying Vegas: 1) Bring both money and friends with you. If you expect to find those things once you get there, you're going to be severely disappointed. 2) Stay no longer than 48 hours. After that, depression starts to sink it. 3) Acknowledge and accept that it is not a real place, but rather a surreal theme park for adults. 4) Don't spend all your time in the casinos. Go to some restaurants, see a show, get drunk by the pool; do something other than donate your paycheck. If you follow these rules, Vegas is actually a pretty fun place to visit from time to time. If you don't, then you may not live to regret it.
Aetius has it. It's not a place I'd visit without a specific occasion - I went on the company dime. But it was fun if you don't take it seriously, watch the spectacle, see the sights. Also, red rock canyon is spectacular. Definitely see it if you can rent a car.