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Weekend Drunk Thread, Today Until It is Over

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 9, 2012.

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    I forgot I put Rush's 'The Camera Eye' on my iPhone for my England trip, because it compares London to New York.

    Holy fuck, what a great song. I miss the era of great rock albums.
     
    #21 The Village Idiot, Nov 9, 2012
  2. Parker

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    Well my step two involves chloroform and the girl ending up in my trunk looking for my new avatar.
     
    #22 Parker, Nov 9, 2012
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    This guy has a good method. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.twincities.com/localnews/ci_21959051/st-paul-iowa-pig-farmer-fondled-his-sons?source=most_viewed" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.twincities.com/localnews/ci_ ... ost_viewed</a>

    Or maybe not.
     
    #23 lhprop1, Nov 9, 2012
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    I was the first in my department to arrive at work this morning... and this is what I saw when I opened the door.

    [​IMG]

    The fuck??
     
    #24 katokoch, Nov 9, 2012
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    Apropos for the Internet's #1 Justin Bieber fan site.
     
    #25 DrFrylock, Nov 9, 2012
  6. Yukon Cornelius

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    And why didn't you cut the head off? Nobody would know it was you.
     
    #26 Yukon Cornelius, Nov 9, 2012
  7. dixiebandit69

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    Jesus Christ, would you guys "spoiler" that image?
    I extend that courtesy to you guys when I post pictures of bush. Like this huge bush right here:

    GOTCHA![​IMG]


    Now here's Joe Walsh:
     
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  8. Nom Chompsky

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  9. Now Slappy

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    Why?

    Make the bad man stop...
     
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  10. Flat_Rate

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    Fuck I want some hard liquor, sold all the shine in the house, feels like a rum and cigar day.

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    #30 Flat_Rate, Nov 9, 2012
  11. PIMPTRESS

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    Picking up girls is easy. All you need is alcohol, complements and subtle flirtation.
     
    #31 PIMPTRESS, Nov 9, 2012
  12. dixiebandit69

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    Let's have the theme for this Drunk Thread be girls making out/lesbian shenanigans.

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    #32 dixiebandit69, Nov 9, 2012
  13. Parker

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    I would put this in the funny rep thread, but it has to be shared here.
    That's also my birth control. Pull, jump out and run.
     
    #33 Parker, Nov 9, 2012
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    Although charming in its simplicity, Angel's previous strategy of yelling "DO YOU WANT TO LICK MY SNATCH, YES OR NO?!" across the bar was not without its flaws.
     
    #34 MoreCowbell, Nov 9, 2012
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    Hey PIMPTRESS, you want a drink? *wink wink*

    Oh honey, I would never say snatch.
     
    #35 Angel_1756, Nov 9, 2012
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    Given your success percentage, maybe you should have!
     
    #36 MoreCowbell, Nov 9, 2012
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    HOLY SHIT. Dixie just posted 2 images in a drunk thread not involving girls sporting briar patches between their thighs. The Mayans were right...
     
    #37 JWags, Nov 9, 2012
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    Yes, as long as you don't reference my snatch as such.
     
    #38 PIMPTRESS, Nov 9, 2012
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    *shining knuckles on chest*

    I've still got the magic.
     
    #39 Angel_1756, Nov 9, 2012
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    This is fucking awesome. Not in that "oh amazing" way, but "This is so terrible the devil cried." It's "Friday" Part 2.

    You just can't buy lyrics like:

    "Can't be hateful, gotta be grateful, mashed potatoes on my, on my table"

    Thug Life kickin' it on Thanksgiving. Oh, fuck me I breathe over here.
     
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