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Weekend Drunk Thread, Today Until It is Over

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 9, 2012.

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  1. Danger Boy

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    "And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

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    That's a novice's game.

    This is the queen of the camel toe.

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    I have a pair of workout pants that are super cute, but a couple of times I have casually pulled them up then glanced in the mirror and realized that they give me camel toe. Needless to say, they only get worn for workouts at home now
     
    #63 mya, Nov 9, 2012
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    Yes, I have some stretchy workout pants like that too. You gotta have some stable underpants to fortify against the dreaded camel toe. Those thin jobbies just don't do the trick.
     
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  5. mya

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    I usually do lucy, or lulu when I am feeling rich. But I bought these nike ones for their cute purple piping and scalloped bottom edges. I should have known that those types of details don't come with a downside.
     
    #65 mya, Nov 9, 2012
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    Being bored and drunk and not having facebook sucks, you guys. Also, autocorrect on my phone tried to change 'whisky' to 'whiskey.' Clearly my phone does not understand the difference.
     
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    My baby-daddy and I have been getting along lately, which is great. Until I receive a dirty text from him a few minutes ago. I really don't know how I should respond.

    This is awkward and hilarious. Hooray booze and a bowl.
     
    #67 PIMPTRESS, Nov 9, 2012
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    There are two people in this world I will have sex with and not regret it in any regard. One of them is Mariah Carey.
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    I don't know who this girl is, or what ethnicity she is, but I really don't fucking care.
     

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    Send him one of dixiebandit's pictures. That'll really get him going.
     
    #69 abneretta, Nov 9, 2012
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    That is a brilliant idea! I'll tell him I've gone the dirty hippy route.
     
    #70 PIMPTRESS, Nov 9, 2012
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    Wait, are you talking about the pictures I posted a little while ago, or my usual ones like this:

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    #71 dixiebandit69, Nov 9, 2012
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    I was thinking that crazy ginger one. Gives me the creeps.


    edit: I guess he knows I am not a ginger...fail.
     
    #72 PIMPTRESS, Nov 9, 2012
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    He's posted that same goddamn ginger at least twice, probably more like 4 times since my click rate on his NSFW tags are running around 50%. It's like Russian Roulette. She is very scary (but a minor improvement over some of the ladies he posts).
     
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    Please don't post her again. Her ass hair upsets me.
     
    #74 Angel_1756, Nov 9, 2012
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    Me too! I didn't know that happened to women til I cracked that tag.
     
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    Geez guys, you are making me want to click NSFW tags to see what all the hub bub is about.
     
    #76 mya, Nov 9, 2012
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    If you are okay with risking blindness then be my guest.
     
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    It's the smell that's the real problem.
     
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    It's not worth the trauma, Mya!
     
    #79 PIMPTRESS, Nov 9, 2012
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    What has been seen cannot be unseen. Just remember that. There isn't enough wine to drink away those memories.
     
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