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Weekend Drunk Thread, Today Until It is Over

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 9, 2012.

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  1. abneretta

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    It's a sad day:
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    What are we going to do!? This is an emergency!
     
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    Uh, go to the nearest convenience store and get some other type of booze?
     
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    She doesn't like to drive drunk.
     
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    Weird.
     
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    I'm feeding myself to the wolves here, but what the hell. Pimptress and Mya and Pinkcup will have some compassionate answers, I hope.

    FWB is bugging the shit out of me to have a MFF threesome. Let me be very clear: zero interest in other women. Girls are nice and all, but seeing one directly in front of me naked is just above going to the dentist on my list of life to-dos.

    So the question is - do you suck something like that up because your partner wants it, or take a pass? Because he's left it up to me to pick the girl, and given my lack of interest + zero experience in picking up women, it seems a safe bet it'll never happen.
     
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    Even though the closest liquor store is approximately 100 yards away, I can hardly leave the baby in her crib by herself so that I can get some booze. I have walked over there before when my driveway was too icy for my little car to get out but I can't abandon my child to make a beer run. I should also add that I'm certain that even though the baby monitor range extends to the liquor store that it would still be unethical to leave her unattended so I can stock up on better forms of intoxicants.
     
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    Hmm, if you are completely disinterested in women you won't enjoy it much. Or you may get into it, once you are in the middle of it. Does the thought of it make you uncomfortable at all? Will it bother you to see him with her?
     
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    The thought of seeing him with someone else isn't bad at all. Kind of a turn-on. It's having anything to do with a naked chick that puts me off.
     
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    So you would be into it as long as you aren't actually having sex with her?
     
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    Best. Movie. Ever.

    The Dude abides.
     
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    Ech. I don't know. It's definitely not something I'd ever consider if I didn't have someone bugging me about it constantly.
     
    #112 Dcc001, Nov 9, 2012
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    They peed on you fucking rug?
     
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    If he is nagging and that's the ONLY reason you are considering it, then don't do it. He is just a FWB? Fuck that.
     
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    Shut the fuck up, Donnie!
     
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    Also, The Dude can fucking sing.
     
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    DCC - Don't do something you aren't comfortable with simply because he is bugging you about it. It would be like you putting the hard press on him for a MMF threesome. If you are not into it, you are not into it. If that is your mindset and you would only be doing it for him, I imagine that you'll just be uncomfortable and resentful
     
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    i would like to introduce you guys to Julieta Ponce





    Yes that is indeed the perfect vagina. More here.
     

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    My heart is broken, by the way.
     
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    If your OK with watching him, maybe he's OK with having you watch him with her?

    Baby steps.
     
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