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Weekend Drunk Thread, Today Until It is Over

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 9, 2012.

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    If you're not into it, you're not into it, end of story. I had an opportunity to be in a MFM threesome with a cute girl and a decent looking guy, but I passed because the guy wanted me to fuck him.

    In your situation, maybe you could watch your FWB fuck the other girl, and see how you feel after that.

    Also, alcohol might help. I know you say you don't drink, but I'm just saying...
     
    #121 dixiebandit69, Nov 9, 2012
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    It's too perfect. I don't trust it... It's up to something.
     
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    There is no visible clit. That can't be good.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.boo.by" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">www.boo.by</a>
    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.botto.ms" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">www.botto.ms</a>

    Can you tell the girl is out of town?
     
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    Heeeeyyy...are you planning a trip north anytime soon, by chance? I have someone I'd like you to meet.
     
    #125 Dcc001, Nov 9, 2012
  6. dixiebandit69

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    No, it is not. The labia minora do not extend beyond the labia majora. That woman doesn't look like she's gone into puberty yet.
    (i.e. : There's damn little to suck on)

    EDIT: Like PIMPTRESS said, there is no clit. It looks wrong. Also, there's no hair.
     
    #126 dixiebandit69, Nov 9, 2012
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    I could be persuaded as I am easily under the influence. Who am I to meet?
     
    #127 PIMPTRESS, Nov 9, 2012
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    A tall, mouthy, good-looking ex-hockey player and a short, mouthy engineer. And Abraham, but keep your mouth closed when you meet him. He kisses with tongue and he doesn't ask permission first.
     
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    Abraham is too short and furry for me, so no kissing for him..




    This seems like a Crown song.
     
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    Someone has to do this.

    Please post the perfect vagina, Bandit.

    Note. Said vagina must be visible for inspection without the mossy mat of pubic hair enveloping it that is so endearing to you.

    For the record, in my limited experience; girls with innies are less fun.
     
    #130 Nitwit, Nov 9, 2012
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    That's what many say - that THEY won't get kissed. They ALL get kissed. He's surprisingly stealthy.
     
    #131 Dcc001, Nov 9, 2012
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    I'm a ninja, I will escape that tongue.
     
    #132 PIMPTRESS, Nov 9, 2012
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    Clearly it's been too long since I've had Crown. No worries about killing the bottle. This last glass is doing me in. I had to get a glass of water, so feel free to make fun of me now.

    (I know it's a cover but I heart Lucero.)
     
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  14. dixiebandit69

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    Challenge accepted. Give me a few minutes.
     
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    For Dcc

     
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    SUUUURE you will.
     
    #136 Dcc001, Nov 9, 2012
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    Maybe I will want the tongue...
     
    #137 PIMPTRESS, Nov 9, 2012
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    Here is my contribution to the help Dcc lick kitty music slush fund.

     
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    Why are cats so illiterate? Retards.
     
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    I would've never learned to read or write either if early on I learned I could lick my own genitals.
     
    #140 Nitwit, Nov 9, 2012
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