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Weekend Drunk Thread, Today Until It is Over

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 9, 2012.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    You bring up a valid point. I'd be content with mild retardation if I could lap myself.
     
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    This. Right here. This is why I love TiB. You'll never get more honest discourse than this.
     
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    I hate ants. Fuck you, ant. Think you're so big because you can lift multiple times your bodyweight? Wear all the black you want your ass still looks enormous.
     
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    I got Bulleit bourbon. and weed. I'll drink up.


     
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    Ah hell. You only go around once. I'm pouring a drink too.
     
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    I haven't seen you bombed on here in a while. Last time you went to the ac outnry bar here in town. I believe you said...

    Bee-utiful.
     
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    What? You didn't want youtube updates of where I currently am in this movie? I'm sorry, I'm drunk and I don't care.

    Also, cheers to you Chater!
     
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    Pure poetry.
     
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    I am confused about the time zone - where are you that it's 1 am?

    So bored with what's on TV that I stopped on Overboard on Bravo while flipping channels.
     
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    A young Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell are always worthy.
     
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    Okay Nitwit, here you go, my idea of the perfect pussy in shaved form (just make a mental average of them. I can look up more, if you want.)

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    EDIT: Especially the last one.
     
    #151 dixiebandit69, Nov 9, 2012
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    DCC: If you feel like being generous, double blowjob is the way to go. He gets the awesome visual and stuff, you get assistance when your mouth gets tired, y'all don't have to touch each other beyond some making out, and then it's over.

    But in return, he has to shut the fuck up for eternity about threesomes since you've made it abundantly clear that you're not interested.

    If you don't feel like being generous (this is where I would be, in your position), tell him no. Tell him you're not even going to think about it. It's an emphatic "no." And make sure to mention that the more he presses you, the less you want to fuck him. Because he's being a pushy douche.


    EDIT: #2 got a physical response from me. I actually salivated like a goddamn pervert. Nice, DB. I approve.

    EDIT 2: Then I saw her tacky manicure. Nope, nope, nope. Number one.
     
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    GROUND BEEF ALERT
     
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    You mean it isn't the same time everywhere? Next you will be telling me there is more than one type of money. You kids and your music television. CRAZY.
     
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    Influenced by: Talking Heads, B-52's, and MC Hammer. Nice!
     
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    I don't mean to cherry pick, but...................
     
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    Nothing is unsexier than a whiny or pushy partner who won't hear or pretends not to hear your sexual boundaries. Like, I actually dry up when I have to negotiate my "no."
     
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    x 10.
     
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    I'm not sure why, but I feel compelled to share this song:

    My mom found this song (among others) on our computer when I was in high school and I got in a lot of trouble. Apparently this scares your parents when you're a freshman. This was on one of my good guy friend's 'sex' cds back in the day. I remember listening to it on my personal cd player (is there an official name for that, it wasn't a walkman anymore) on the way to FFA contests.
     
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    Nicely done, Bandit.
     
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