Weekend Drunk Thread, Today Until It is Over

This one got me in SO much trouble.

 

I understand what you're saying and agree with boundaries and respecting your partner. The way you wrote it sounded like something out of a Cosmo sex tip advice column.

 

That song is the living definition of "trouble". It's aged like Marissa Tomei. You know you did something right when you only swear four times in a song and it becomes one of the most controversial of all time.

 

My dad once decided to listen to my Eminem CD. I still stand by the fact that it's good music, my dad who listens to Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, etc. (good god damned country music) didn't mind too bad until he landed on this song:

Apparently this song is offensive, who knew.

 

Anyone up for most swear words in a song theme?

I really like this one. Mostly because it has my favorite one so many times.

 

Hey abs, remember this?

 

Good job bandit, good job.

 

This is hardly an R rated song but since we're talking high school rap music, I feel like I should represent my state:

I guess technically I was in 8th grade when this song got big. I remember because I was at my boyfriend at the time's birthday party when this song came out. Oh, the memories.

 

Wow, coming from you, that's a real compliment.

I know that I was called out to select pictures of "perfect" pussies, but I want to make it known to all Tibettes that they shouldn't get worked up about how their lady parts look.
To the TiBettes I say: If anyone EVER gives you flak about how your genitals look, kick them to the curb. (Unless they are a medical doctor. They might have some legitimate judgements, and you should listen to them.)

 

Yes, that; exactly.

Can anyone finish this sentence for me?

Indeed, the various complexities involved in contemplating the finer aesthetics of the vagina are truly best appreciated without the encumbrance of .................

 

...wordy descriptions and spoiler tags.

 

It's true. I think we can all just agree that genitals are weird-looking, and that's ok. Anyone who's done mushrooms and stared at their penis for 20 minutes (or was it 4 hours?) knows what I'm talking about.

 

When I first started DJ'ing, this tune was a staple for me.

I SAID YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' MOUTH. MOUTH.

....shenanigans.

 

CANDY BARS

 

Is this what you mean?

Here is a beautiful pussy.

 

Eh, I don't particularly love showing pink. But yes, you're on the right track.

 

OK.

Will you show me what you love seeing showed? In your own style?

 

Totally just had that ridiculously disappointing experience where you see a short clip of some porn. Then you spend like 20 minutes trying to find it, then another 10 torrenting it, only to discover it is fucking terrible. Jesus. I'm going to bed now.