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Weekend Dwunk Thwead! Sewiouswy! 6/8/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 8, 2012.

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  1. Juice

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    Maybe theyre trying to kill you passive aggressively.
     
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  2. shimmered

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    Or something.


    Fuck it. I brought enough beer to tide me over.
     
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    I used effinshenanigans burger recipe again tonight and wowed new people again. I must credit the man. These things are so good, they'll make you wish you never cut out your tongue.
     
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    Fuck. I should know btetter than to drink dark liquor before sunset.

    Mint juleps arew delicious.

    But... Fuck. I;ve sad it before and I'll say it again. I ain't like I used to be.

    mint julpes are so good thouhg!
     
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    For those that asked:

     
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    miiiiint juleps
     
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    I've been asked to write an article for a law school journal. By "I" I mean an organization I volunteer with, but my name will be on it. Kinda awesome. Secondary journal at a top ten school.

    (2) ????????

    (3) Profit
     
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    (4) Leave parents' basement...


    I am so very much in favour of this movie.
     
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    Step 1 is volunteer and Step 3 is profit? I take back my previous wisecracks about your non lawyerly nature.
     
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    It's entirely plausible that I can use this (and some other credentials) to start applying for law professor positions. Profittt.
     
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    Sometimes even I let the low hanging fruit be. Goodnight TiB.
     
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    Seconded. I can't wait for that and "Rock of Ages". I'm going to a midnight showing of "The Shining". This is either the best or the worst idea ever.
     
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    I'd just like to send a message to MoreCowbell:

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    To answer a rep question:

    Junk holding happens only after we've been in the relationship long enough for me to be okay cuddling. At that point I feel a sense of proprietorship over his weiner. I do not cuddle one night stands. Therefore I would never sleep hold a one nighters weiner. Plus I like it when ONSs leave. That's why they're one nighters instead of anything else.


    Also. Yay wine.

    Also 2: yay autocorrect.
     
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    How do you feel about reciprocating? For example, you're in the relationship long enough to get to junk holding. Can he now just put his hand firmly over your hoo-ha if he so chooses? Or is this a one-way weiner street?
     
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    And...I have never smoked pot. Or tried to roll a j. I wouldnt even be able to identify it.
     
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    Once we are at weiner holding stage it's perfectly alright to sleep with his hand between my legs. Totally fine with that.


    Unless I'm on my period. I don't like being touched when I'm on my girl time. Icky.





    Edit: once I start holding the weiner it's MINE. I'll move his hand if he tries to cup it.



    And yes I do hold it like a shifter and make vroom vroom sounds sometimes. But I can do that.
     
    #198 shimmered, Jun 9, 2012
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    He sent you a picture of his penis. Didn't he?
     
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    The first time you hold it, do you ask? Do you try and sneak your hand over? Or is it just a quick sudden grab?

    I kind of understand it, I'm just surprised at how final it is. You're not saying "you know, sometimes I like to put my hand over his meaty bits." You're saying, "when we're a couple, I WILL have my hand on your junk when we fall asleep."

    As a ticklish guy, it kinda freaks me out.
     
    #200 NatCH, Jun 9, 2012
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