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Weekend Dwunk Thwead! Sewiouswy! 6/8/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 8, 2012.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I know I shouldn't be outraged when I can't use the Netflix Instant account I share with my ex-boyfriend's mom because someone else in their "family" is also currently using Netflix Instant, but I am. I am.
     
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  2. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Although I agree with your comment, it's not just weed, Dude With A Cat Tattoo.

    Bath Salts. I already threw my wife off the roof onto an iron febnce while scrreaming "Dancing Queen" at the top of my lungs and wearing nothing but a sombrero and Reebok Pumps
     
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  3. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I know I shouldn't be outraged when I'm finding I'm having more trouble watching television illegally online, but I am. I am.
     
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  4. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Attention to the lurker jenny12many:

    I know you are watching this.

    Second, you cannot have a name that cool without posting on here. So, have it it.

    -Me
     
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  5. Rumble

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    Now that is what I call a party. In fact, if the roles of husband/wife were reversed, that would be a Blue Dog party!
     
    #105 Rumble, Jun 9, 2012
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    Her name is what appealed?
    Haaaaaaaay.
     
    #106 Angel_1756, Jun 9, 2012
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    That is a lyric fromm Liza and Louise by NOFX. Fuck. Yeah.
     
    #107 Rumble, Jun 9, 2012
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    I like to think of it as more of a lifestyle than a name....

    And just like that years of posting abstinence ended. Off to smoke a cigarette, have a beer and revel in regret.
     
    #108 jenny12many, Jun 9, 2012
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  10. Crown Royal

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    *self high-five*
     
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    BTW, I win at life. No, that's not my ballot.
     

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  12. Rumble

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    #112 Rumble, Jun 9, 2012
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    You sir clearly win the drunk thread so far.
     
    #113 KillaKam, Jun 9, 2012
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    I don't know what it is about the sun and sand that just makes me come home and crash off to sleep for about 3 hours.

    Today was cool though. I got close enough to touch a couple sea turtles and a crazy looking eel. Woo!
     
    #114 bewildered, Jun 9, 2012
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    Oddly enough, that is what I call the ole cock n balls...
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    My sister is having her engagement party next Saturday, so family has already begun arriving at my house, as is tradition. Right now it's my grandparents and one of my aunt's family who will be staying with us through the week. That means a whole lot of sober nights spent indoors for me. Bah. I will be reading the drunk thread and living vicariously through the rest of you, so y'all better not let me down.
     
    #116 dubyu tee eff, Jun 9, 2012
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    Ok I lied. I've never spoken these words aloud... ever, but my new favorite word for wiener is my wang-doodle. True story.
     
    #117 Rumble, Jun 9, 2012
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    You're high. It's bath salts, isn't it?
     
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    You're close but it's bubble bath salts. Just in case anybody is wondering, stray cats can be a bitch to catch but if you can get your mitts on one they taste like a mix between unicorn and snozeberries.
     
    #119 Rumble, Jun 9, 2012
  20. audreymonroe

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    No, you're not. You're coming to the concert with me and Cowbell.
     
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