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Weekend Random Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. Sean Daley

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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    I thought you had already taken your 8th ambien.
     
    #221 Sean Daley, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    Pretty sure I already did, you had no rejoinder. Awesome spelling of interesting, though. Mad props. Way to stay true to the spirit of the thread.
     
    #222 iczorro, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    I just want to hear the aftermath of the bet (aka hear if Kratos can do more than drool on his keyboard). Thank the lord I was sick yesterday, you guys can entertain.
     
    #223 PoppaBear, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    Yeah, one got so drunk that she couldn't finish her sentences. The other two were a bit more successful at the whole lesbothing.
     
    #224 kuhjäger, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    I was the closest without going over. That's a winner on the Price is Right.

    Please let me win. I never win.
     
    #225 taste_my_rainbow, Oct 24, 2009
  6. Blue Dog

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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    Today sucks.
     
    #226 Blue Dog, Oct 24, 2009
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    My bad, I meant to unlock this before I left, but my ride showed up early. If I have to tell one more person why I've been dressed up all night, I'm going to punch a pregnant dolphin in the nuts.

    The timing should be good though, cause if you're not drunk by now, you've been doing it wrong.
     
    #227 Blue Dog, Oct 25, 2009
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    I must be doing it wrong. Just popped a kid out 3 weeks ago and can't seem to get drunk to save my life. Sure, i'm sort of fluffy.. to be expected after 9 months of getting fat, but then again- after 9 months of NOT drinking my tolerance should be nothing.
    Here I am 4 shots deep and hardly a buzz. What the hell.
     
    #228 fishysticks, Oct 25, 2009
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    Should breast feed the kid now.

    Start it off the right way for posting on the board 16 years from now.
     
    #229 kuhjäger, Oct 25, 2009
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    They say if you're sober enough to drive you're sober enough to breastfeed!

    These jugs are milk free, no spiked tit milk here.
     
    #230 fishysticks, Oct 25, 2009
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    Is kratos still alive?
     
    #231 Sean Daley, Oct 25, 2009
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    House party last night. The highlight came around 1 in the morning. One of my fraternity brothers--the one who is known to get drunk and do the stupidest shit possible--comes in after the Main St. Pub Crawl had concluded. Already fucked-in-half, he loudly declares his entrance by yelling "WHASSUP MY NIGGAS!"

    The problem with this? For one thing, he is white. For another thing, the party was very racially diverse--not a common theme in my particular college town. That being said, there were at least 20 black guys there, and none of them looked too pleased at his choice of greeting. Everyone was geared up for a fight.

    He ended up apologizing and diffusing the situation. Anticlimactic, I know. But on the bright side, a house party managed to last until 2 in the morning without either cashing or getting busted. Which is like finding a dodo bird.
     
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