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Weekend Random Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. Sean Daley

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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!


    That's part of the game. You can't piss until you're done with them both.
     
    #21 Sean Daley, Oct 23, 2009
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    I'm ashamed I know this, but you'd be better off if you drank everytime there was an alien abduction.

    I'm actually wishing for death at the moment. Homemade wine + sprite will kill the frontal lobes of your brain. It's not a pretty sight. I did fix my aunt's well, but that's the only productive thing I've done today other then drink at least a gallon of wine, which is never a good idea. specially my homemade wine which has an alcohol content of death squared.

    Jesus. I think my ass is bleeding. Oh wait...nope I just shit myself. Wait. False alarm. I thought that was my liver that came out my ass, but it appears to just be a chicken breast that I forgot to chew properly that's covered in salsa. No wonder it burned.
     
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  3. Kratos

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    Now you're just letting your psuedo-coolness get in the way.
     
    #23 Kratos, Oct 23, 2009
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    COMPLETELY DISAGREE. You find a fine female to take care of that business for you. You just stand with your 40s held high.

    EDIT - Down 3 Beers and had a near stumble. I feel giggly. This could get bad.

    Current status: 2 ambien + 3 beers = a semi-surly Kratos

    Bets: Dynamite Harry has me at 7 beers
     
    #24 Kratos, Oct 23, 2009
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    I'm waiting for the day that I try to log on here and can't because you got loaded on PBR and drunkenly banned half the board for "making fun of my (free) boat."

    [​IMG]
     
    #25 Rob4Broncos, Oct 23, 2009
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    Dude, I just wanted to say, loved the self made inspirational poster. Your like Cris Angel, you sent my brain into a MindFuck
     
    #26 Kratos, Oct 23, 2009
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    Deleted because apparently I AM too drunk to figure out how to post on a message board.
     
    #27 mya, Oct 23, 2009
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    I have been pushing the codeine because patients look at me like "I came to you for help, now give me something", I feel like codeine will at least stop the cough, help with sleep, let their body recover, right? So I write the prescription, get a blank stare like I have just written for Flintstones vitamins, and have them ask "don't I need a Z-pack?" I guess antibiotics > narcotics. Some people are silly.

    I am a couple glasses of wine in, but not drunk. Can I still play here?
     
    #28 mya, Oct 23, 2009
  9. Blue Dog

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    But see, that'll never happen, cause you can't make fun of a (free) boat. They are awesome. I haven't talked about it in a while just cause it got old, and I'll continue on that same route. Cause lets face it, its old.

    But how DARE you go the route of posting the face of evil incarnate. I'm about to set my laptop on fire just to quench my immediate thrist for warbler blood.
     
    #29 Blue Dog, Oct 23, 2009
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    Wiat, they gave Codeine for a URI? Are you kidding me. There's no need for any codeine with a URI. Hell, I help write the clinical guidelines for a company called MC and none of the practitioners can even touch Codeine - URI is one of our top diagnones.

    How is the molding? Does it have design or is it just the simple step and roll design like in most molding?
     
    #30 Kratos, Oct 23, 2009
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    Can you prescribe blowjobs?

    Well, you asked....
     
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    Baby as long as you like.
     
    #32 Kratos, Oct 23, 2009
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    Jesus fuck why aren't yall out getting laid? I'm drinking vodka and feeling dumber by the secon.d If my leg didn't hurt so goddamn bad I wouldn't be sitting here listenin to colby calliat and reading dirty stories on literotica by myself.
     
    #33 taste_my_rainbow, Oct 23, 2009
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    I pray for this everyday.

    EDIT - Down 3 Beers and had a near stumble. I feel giggly. This could get bad.

    Current status: 2 ambien + 3 beers = a semi-surly Kratos

    Bets: Dynamite Harry has me at 7 beers
    bicyclethief has me at 6 beers
     
    #34 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    Let's ask Kratos where blow jobs fit into the clinical guidelines.
     
    #35 mya, Oct 24, 2009
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    Of the five people living in my house, four of us are sick. One is a nurse and thinks he's may have contracted H1N1, the other is a baker who likely caught whatever the Mini-golf builder had and I caught something from my co-worker. Tomorrow we're off to play a dodgeball tournament and infect the entire planet with our pestilence.

    We're not actually, none of us will be leaving this house this weekend.
     
    #36 Primer, Oct 24, 2009
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    I'm married. It comes with the territory.
     
    #37 Dynamite Harry, Oct 24, 2009
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    Umm they prevent sperm build up?

    Kinda makes sense to me.
     
    #38 taste_my_rainbow, Oct 24, 2009
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    It's the ultra-new reverse temperature readings. You know how mom always knows best and can tell you when you're sick just by feeling your forehead. Well, scientists have isolated this process and made it more exact for the female mouth. Now, if yuo feel sick, rather than use that antiquated system os sticking a thermometer in the patient's mouth, the patient now sticks his thermometer in the doctor's mouth. Almost a role reversal. It's found to be less accruate but much better for diagnosis the disease.
     
    #39 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    Blueballs is a horrible affliction, something that should be taken into careful consideration when consulting patients.
     
    #40 Primer, Oct 24, 2009
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