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Weekend Random Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. cw0322

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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!


    All I got was some moxatag for the strep, hence the "self medication". I get all proper whilst drunk, and using words like hence and whilst and capricious.
     
    #41 cw0322, Oct 24, 2009
  2. taste_my_rainbow

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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    I just hope the good 'doctor' is a female. If not, you're gay and you'll get the HIV and die.
     
    #42 taste_my_rainbow, Oct 24, 2009
  3. Blue Dog

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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    Speak for yourself. I have a girl stand next to me in an elevator and I have a weeks worth of dry cleaning.



    What?
     
    #43 Blue Dog, Oct 24, 2009
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    I agree with all prior quotes. Can a prostitute be submitted as a claim to your insurance plan as long as said prostitute has some type of recognized CPT Billing code attached to her?
     
    #44 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
  5. Kratos

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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    Jesus the-cup-is-always-half-empty girl. Yes, men would request a female doctor.
     
    #45 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    I would suspect having an extra twenty tucked into the paperwork would help thing along.

    Unless she's a registered nurse.
     
    #46 Primer, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    Ever poke at a dog through the fence to provoke it when you were a kid because it provides good sport? It's something like that. A drunken coonass can be loads of entertainment, even if it's only through cyberspace.
     
    #47 Rob4Broncos, Oct 24, 2009
  8. Kratos

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    Juding by the people we have running our billing claims, this seems pretty legit.

    (yes, I work for a major health care provider in IT/Finance/Planning)
     
    #48 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    No drinking for me tonight, my night to feed the baby, I just wanted to wager on Kratos. I say 8 beers.
     
    #49 NMW, Oct 24, 2009
  10. Blue Dog

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    Yeah, but a dog doesn't have access to double aught. I will FUCK UP one of those birds if I see it in person. Think of me as some kind of Constantine-esque type superhero. I'm fighting the devil behind the scenes. The scenes just happen to be bird sanctuaries.
     
    #50 Blue Dog, Oct 24, 2009
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    Sweetie, don't lie... you know they don't have elevators in your little podunk town. Hell, I'd be surprised if y'all even have two story buildings.
     
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    Don't make assumptions about me. I'm possibly the most grounded female you will ever have the chance to encounter on any level.

    I'm all for feel better blowjobs. But just remember, you can request all you want, doesn't guarantee you'll get it.
     
    #52 taste_my_rainbow, Oct 24, 2009
  13. Blue Dog

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    Don't get cocky just because Charlie Robison wrote a song about your town. I'm from the mother effing strawberry capital of the world! We have 3 Mickey-D's!
     
    #53 Blue Dog, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    I like your style friend. I think it's time for an update.

    EDIT - Down 3 Beers and had a near stumble. I feel giggly. This could get bad.

    Current status: 2 ambien + 4 beers = a semi-surly Kratos

    Bets: Dynamite Harry has me at 7 beers
    bicyclethief has me at 6 beers
    NMW has me at 8 beers
    Sean Daley has me at 7.5 beers


    DOUBLE EDIT: If I make it past everyone's bets, I'll pop another ambien. (just to let you know, I usually take 2 before bed on a normal night. It takes me 2 hours to fall asleep from that. I never drink on these guys so that will have major added effect.)
     
    #54 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    They just stack the normal trailer onto a double wide and call it upper class.

    And I'll wager 7.5 beers.
     
    #55 Sean Daley, Oct 24, 2009
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    Damn someone hit a nerve.....
     
    #56 cw0322, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    You really don't want to know the answer to this question.

    You know that guy you call dad? He's probably younger then me. Now picture him out cruising the bars. Not a pretty sight is it?

    Then again, picture him answering questions on the internet and that's probably as equally fucked up. But at least I'm not making a spectacle of myself in public, so at least I have that going for me.
     
    #57 toytoy88, Oct 24, 2009
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    They used to, but they all washed away a few years ago.
     
    #58 Rob4Broncos, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!


    Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver last night.
     
    #59 Dynamite Harry, Oct 24, 2009
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    Yeah, well WE have a SUPER Wal-Mart. No, it doesn't stay up 24 hours a day, and sometimes forgets to carry things like, oh, GARLIC, but we had a real live country band play at the grand opening, so take THAT!
     
    #60 deltabelle, Oct 24, 2009
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