Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! If you hit it, let me know. I have some sausage recipes I want to try out. But you have me pumped to for cold weather. i'm ready to get shit faced on bourbon and bulleye rabbits.
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! Do you have a bow? Bow hunting is some of the best shit ever (even when illegeal).
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! I think you can make it to 9 and a half beers after taking the next Ambien.
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! Doesn't influence my bet, but does influence my opinion of your sexuality. Has sucking all that cock made your tastebuds numb? I can't think of any other excuse for drinking that shit.
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! Bullshit. Its not nearly as much fun as bulleyeing with a 20 gauge from the back of a topless suzuki samurai. Not that I would know or anything. Chill, homey. Not everyone has access to the spanish moss lager or whatever the fuck shit they drink in Northern MS.
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! How is the Bud Light Wheat? I like 312, Boulevard Wheat (midwest), etc. Is it even close to being as good?
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! Totally, all those shots from the Space Shuttle Penis has definitely skewed my drinking tastes. Oh, I can think of one reason, it was free and it tastes better than PBR. I guess that's two reasons. Don't worry, fat tire is coming soon. Don't get your panties in a bunch.
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! I just remembered I had this: I sat around with my dad and his friends at our hunting camp a couple of weeks ago and shot an entire jar of moonshine.
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! I'm a huge fan of wheats (especially belgian). If you want to compare to a blue moon, its less sweet. Boulevard, although it's been about 6 months since I've had it, isn't that far off - it just is a tiny bit more hoppy. All in all, I really don't think it's a bad beer. Goes down smooth, good aftertaste, and you can drink it in mass quantities without becoming functionally retarded. EDIT - if you ever get a chance to hit some Surly Beers up, do it. They are fantastic and a great brew from around here. What I drink everytime I go over to the bar across the street (that has 30+ wheat beers on tap)
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! I'm not looking for a rack, I'll take down a fawn with spots if I think I can get away with it. That's some sweet meat. And yes, I have a bow. It's just much easier and cheaper to take a deer down with a 30-30. If I take a deer out with an arrow it costs me $10 for the arrow that just got ruined compared to a $1 bullet.
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! BUT ITS ALL ABOUT THE KILL! Well and not feeling bad for shooting a Doe.
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! I'm enjoying a 52oz Lambert's mug full of Wild Turkey & club soda. I nearly got into a fist fight with our cokehead chef tonight, due to the fact he was on a cheap coke comedown and screaming like his balls were on fire for no reason. Fun times. And I'm not getting laid because my wife is working a charity haunted house. Kratos, I'll give you 10.5 beers. And as for country hicksvillness, I give you Brownsville, TN. When the combination Taco Bell/ Baskin Robbins opened back in my high school days, the drive thru line literally went a mile down the highway in either direction.
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! Bravo, sir. I think you may have just possibly out-rednecked me. At least for tonight. Did anyone catch themselves on fire?
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! Did you hold the lighter underneath? I've got your update. EDIT - Down 6 Beers and after my near stumble, I'm good. My level head came back. I think my second wind is defeating the super combo of ambien and alcohol much like the Americans did against the USSR in 1980. Current status: 2 ambien + 7 beers = surly Kratos Bets: Dynamite Harry has me at 7 beers bicyclethief has me at 6 beers NMW has me at 8 beers Sean Daley has me at 7.5 beers travis has me at 7 beers gtg2k has me at 10.5 beers DOUBLE EDIT: If I make it past everyone's bets, I'll pop another ambien. (just to let you know, I usually take 2 before bed on a normal night. It takes me 2 hours to fall asleep from that. I never drink on these guys so that will have major added effect.) SUPER SECRET EDIT: I'm drinking BL Wheat beer if that influences your bets. I always take seconds bets. DOUBLE SUPER SECRET EDIT: I'm 6'3" and weigh 230 lbs. with a lot of that being muscle.
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! Hahahaha. Bud light wheat. Bud Employee: "Hey guys, let's just throw a bunch of wheat preservative into our Bud Light and call it a wheat beer" Bud Executive:: "yeehaw, everyone will think we're making something that isn't mass produced and generic swill" My drinking tally: Finished off a 6r of Rogue Dead Guy and on my third Harpoon IPA.
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! SC, have you tried it? I know everyone wants to talk a bunch of shit but it's a lot better than other wheat beers that are out there. Granted, I like standerd US domestic beer and the blend is a happy place for me.
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! Not this time, but: The funny thing is that one of the guys is a multimillionaire.
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! You got a Taco Bell in high school? We got ours last month. Oh, and we still don't have a Baskin Robbins. AND we only have one McDonald's. Fucking fancy big city kids.
Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread! I'm definitely changing my wager. I didn't read that you normally take 2 ambien before going to sleep. I'll almost double it and say 14.