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Weekend Random Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. Kratos

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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    've got your update.

    EDIT - Down 6 Beers and after my near stumble, I'm good. My level head came back. I think my second wind is defeating the super combo of ambien and alcohol much like the Americans did against the USSR in 1980.

    Current status: 2 ambien + 8 beers = I-cant-feel-my-ass-on-the-chair Kratos

    Bets: Dynamite Harry has me at 7 beers
    bicyclethief has me at 6 beers
    NMW has me at 8 beers
    Sean Daley has me at 7.5 beers
    travis has me at 7 beers
    gtg2k has me at 10.5 beers


    DOUBLE EDIT: If I make it past everyone's bets, I'll pop another ambien.(just to let you know, I usually take 2 before bed on a normal night. It takes me 2 hours to fall asleep from that. I never drink on these guys so that will have major added effect.)

    SUPER SECRET EDIT: I'm drinking BL Wheat beer if that influences your bets. I always take seconds bets.

    DOUBLE SUPER SECRET EDIT: I'm 6'3" and weigh 230 lbs. with a lot of that being muscle.


    EVERYONE CAN CHANGE THEIR BETS
     
  2. toytoy88

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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    Bow hunting is overrated. I can stick a deer with an arrow, chase it down and then have to plug it in the head or listen to it suffer for an hour while it slowly dies.

    Nothing deserves a slow death, except a pedophile or rapist, so I always carry a 9mm when bow hunting to finish the poor creature off. A quick pop to the head and it's all over with, none of this gasping and horrible sounds from a lung shot.

    I know, city folks find stuff like this horrible, but y'all probably eat more hamburgers then me and those cows die the same way.
     
  3. Kratos

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    Oh.... My...... God.
     
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    All mocking jokes aside, it's a okay beer. It's a good session beer, but I would not choose it over other great wheat beers that are available.

    If you think that BL Wheat is "a lot better than other wheat beers that are out there" I urge you to try Red Wheat (Bear Republic) Oberon (seasonal Bell's) Ubersun (Souther tier seasonal) and ANY Hefe from a reputable brewery, basically.

    Bud is only good for two things: drinking a lot of it and getting drunk on pocket change.
     
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    The Baskin Robbins closed about 5 years ago due to the inability to compete with the wonders of the Dairy Queen across the highway. And the only reason we got that is due to the fact we're right off I-40. Other than that, the fanciest restaurant is the Olympic Steakhouse and Buffet, where a white trash family I went to church with got into a fight over the last piece of fried chicken on the Friday night buffet. 500 lbs. father slugging it out with his 475 lbs. son. Good times.
     
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    I'll up the ante and go for 16. I have things to attend to so hurry the fuck up and drink.
     
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    Here is the invention of "Thinga-ma-fucker"



    Aaaand here is my dad exploding when an ember hits his fleece:

     
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  8. Sean Daley

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    I do agree with you about the Oberon. I went up to a wedding in Michigan and that was the only beer the had on tap (besides coors, but who's gonna fucking drink that piss when oberon is on tap).

    The guys at my table and I made it our goal to deplete their supply of oberon. None of us remember if we did or not.
     
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    I just saw your size and want to change my vote to 14. I am 5' 7" and 120 lbs and right now have had about 11 shots of vodka and been smoking weed so this should be easy for you.
     
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    Blue Dog, I'm getting nostalgic and homesick watching those videos. At least next weekend will be some epic debauchery, so I can keep myself focused on that.

    EDIT: Kraos, if you normally take 2 a night and 6'2", 230, then change my vote to 17. I have faith in ya.
     
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    HOW DARE YOU, SIR.

    Coors light is the goddamn nector is Jesus's tit. It is lovely. I wanna eat Coor's Light's pussy.
     
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    Ok. Just bought six 40's of Olde English from the liquor store, and got laughed at by the guy working there. Fuck that guy.

    The duct tape is out, and I'm signing off until they are finished. God I hope I don't piss myself.
     
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    You hit a huge hot spot with Oberon. Trying to compare BW Wheat with Oberon is like throwing LeBron James into a HS pick up game. Oberon is BY FAR my favorite season beer around here. hell, the bartenders had it waiting when I walked in.

    I've tried some very good Hefe too.
     
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    Oh I liked you til just then.
     
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    My bad.

    I wanna take Coors Light on a date and eat its vagina.

    Better?
     
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    I maybe came off to harsh about it. Honestly, Coors Light it all I really buy in terms of beer. If you looked in my fridge every day for the last 2 years it would be all coors light with some keystone when money was a little tighter and something nice when someone left it. But given the option between the two, both being free, it's basically a no decision. I'll probably drink Coors Light until I die because I'd rather pay ten bucks for 12 than ten bucks for 6 of something "nice".
     
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    You have to remember: If you're from South Louisiana, and you don't like Coors Light, there's a good chance you'll get a beatdown. Plus, they mix it with formula for the babies.
     
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    Fuck y'all. My town has a truckstop with backed up toilets. That's it.

    You both know where I live and you know I'm not kidding.

    The nearest McD's is 17 miles away.

    So there.
     
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    EDIT - Down 6 Beers and after my near stumble, I'm good. My level head came back. I think my second wind is defeating the super combo of ambien and alcohol much like the Americans did against the USSR in 1980.

    Current status: 3 ambien + 8 beers = I-cant-feel-my-ass-on-the-chair and I just walked for 20 feet with a bottle cap lodged in my foot Kratos

    Bets: Dynamite Harry has me at 7 beers
    bicyclethief has me at 6 beers
    NMW has me at 8 beers
    Sean Daley has me at 12 beers
    travis has me at 7 beers
    gtg2k has me at 10.5 beers
    zyron has me at 14 beers
    taste_my_rainbow has me at 16 beers


    DOUBLE EDIT: If I make it past everyone's bets, I'll pop another ambien.(just to let you know, I usually take 2 before bed on a normal night. It takes me 2 hours to fall asleep from that. I never drink on these guys so that will have major added effect.)

    SUPER SECRET EDIT: I'm drinking BL Wheat beer if that influences your bets. I always take seconds bets.

    DOUBLE SUPER SECRET EDIT: I'm 6'3" and weigh 230 lbs. with a lot of that being muscle.


    EVERYONE CAN CHANGE THEIR BETS
     
  20. Sean Daley

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    I'm changing mine to 12. I changed it to 14 earlier, but I guess you're too fazed to read well. So I'm going 12.
     
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