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Weekend Random Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. bicyclethief

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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    Either way, it's funnier that you had no idea what I was talking about. Go back to playing your FFVII.
     
  2. Blue Dog

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    Third best FF game ever made, I'm telling you. I even beat both Emerald and Ruby Weapon.
     
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    This isn't shutting down until I pass out. I still have a ways to go. a 4th pill may be in the futurue. We'll talk about htis. Here's the status

    EDIT - Down 12 the last 3 dark) Beers (selflish promotion is gone at this point - its all about the team)
    Current status: 3 ambien + 12 beers = I'm finally starting to feel win. I keep looking over my shoulder fro friends and mythcal characthers. I have no idea where they are. They're where with me at one poin, smoking, and when I turn my neck they are gone. Kratos

    Bets: Dynamite Harry has me at 7 beers
    bicyclethief has me at 11 beers
    NMW has me at 8 beers
    Sean Daley has me at 12 beerds
    travis has me at 7 beers
    gtg2k has me at 10.5 beers
    zyron has me at 14 beers
    taste_my_rainbow has me at 16 beers


    SUPER SECRET EDIT: I've stopped drinking BL Wheat (my first 8 beers- I have no swiched to fat ttire.

    DOUBLE SUPER SECRET EDIT: I'm 6'3" and weigh 230 lbs. with a lot of that being muscle. I'VE ALSO BEEN SEEING RANDOM PEOPLE.


    EVERYONE CAN CHANGE THEIR BETS

    Even better. If anyone predicts the exact amount of beers before I pass otu - I may have to send them a twelve case.

    I just bumped into my hutch corners. I think I've broke at least 50 glasses. This will go over well
     
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    You guys really need to buck it up.
     
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    shoot some Robo
     
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    That can get boring dude. We can find a lot better things to make fun of.
     
  7. Blue Dog

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    How about the fact that you're a de facto Canadian? I'm assuming that we are all taking into account that the crap yall drink up there is about as strong as Gerber peas and carrots, eh?
     
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    A king of idiots is still an idiot.

    I'm wasted, i start work in 5 hours and I just hooked up with the girl I've been chasing for 3 fucking months. Hell yes.

    Oh, I just powertripped like mad and banned ~50 members. oops.
     
  9. Kratos

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    Did you ban her afterthat? It's right about line.
     
  10. Blue Dog

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    Yeah, but at the end of the day, you're still Canadian. What you just described puts you somewhere between Vanilla Ice and the kid from the hotair balloon on the cool-dude scale, bud-day.

    Right about line? What the fuck does that even mean?

    I agree, Grind, you are so motherfuckin' line, you don't even know it.
     
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    This isn't shutting down until I pass out. I still have a ways to go. a 4th pill may be in the futurue. We'll talk about htis. Here's the status

    EDIT - Down 16 Beers (selflish promotion is gone at this point - its all about the team)
    Current status: 3 ambien + 16 beers = I'm finally starting to feel win. I keep looking over my shoulder fro friends and mythcal characthers. I have no idea where they are. They're where with me at one poin, smoking, and when I turn my neck they are gone. Kratos
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    Bets: Dynamite Harry has me at 7 beers
    bicyclethief has me at 11 beers
    NMW has me at 8 beers
    Sean Daley has me at 12 beerds
    travis has me at 7 beersd
    gtg2k has me at 10.5 beers
    zyron has me at 14 beers
    taste_my_rainbow has me at 16 beers


    SUPER SECRET EDIT: I've stopped drinking BL Wheat (my first 8 beers- I have no swiched to fat ttire.

    DOUBLE SUPER SECRET EDIT: I'm 6'3" and weigh 230 lbs. with a lot of that being muscle. I'VE ALSO BEEN SEEING RANDOM PEOPLE.


    EVERYONE CAN CHANGE THEIR BETS

    Even better. If anyone predicts the exact amount of beers before I pass otu - I may have to send them a twelve case.

    [color=#d0000FF]I just bumped into my hutch corners. I think I've broke at least 50 glasses. This will go over well


    I ran into my toilet, again. My toe hurts. I give myself 20 minutes from going down. Seriously



    I'm going hard, recharge.
     
  12. gtg2k

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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    Feeliong the effects of that delicious nectar known as Wild Turkey. BlueDog, you might appreciate this next question:

    Kratos, where y'at?

    Dammit, there you are.
     
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    I'm boring and you're a Canadian?! Go home and eat your fuckin' "panocakes" you Dutch bitch.
     
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    If he doesn't post again with an added beer I win, his typing is very suspect right now.
     
  15. Blue Dog

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    It depends- are you talking 101 here?

    Otherwise, you're describing my Tuesday night. 101 makes me speak is tongues, though.
     
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    Just finished a fat tire and a regular bud light. Wil be added.
     
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    101. And I was actually making a yat joke, since you like to tease noland about such things. That non-drinking Baptist wedding I'm working tomorrow will love me.
     
  18. Blue Dog

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    Just remember that he is from DA PAHRISH. He's a bid fan of WALTER BOASSO!!!
     
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    My old boss' wife was from Chalmette. I'd call her a Chalmation, but she was actually nice. He, however, was a huge douche, and was quite Chalmation-y. The Memphis equivalent would be Frayser or Raleigh.
     
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    EDIT - Down 16 Beers (selflish promotion is gone at this point - its all about the team)
    Current status: 3 ambien + 16 beers = I'm finally starting to feel win. I keep looking over my shoulder fro friends and mythcal characthers.

    I have no idea where they are. They're where with me at one poin, smoking, and when I turn my neck they are gone. Kratos
    [/color6
    Bets: Dynamite Harry has me at 7 beers
    bicyclethief has me at 11 beers
    NMW has me at 8 beers
    Sean Daley has me at 12 beerds
    travis has me at 7 beersd
    gtg2k has me at 10.5 beers
    zyron has me at 14 beers
    taste_my_rainbow has me at 16 beers


    SUPER SECRET EDIT: I've stopped drinking BL Wheat (my first 8 beers- I have no swiched to fat ttire.

    DOUBLE SUPER SECRET EDIT: I'm 6'3" and weigh 230 lbs. with a lot of that being muscle. I'VE ALSO BEEN SEEING RANDOM PEOPLE.


    EVERYONE CAN CHANGE THEIR BETS

    Even better. If anyone predicts the exact amount of beers before I pass otu - I may have to send them a twelve case.

    [color=#d0000FF]I just bumped into my hutch corners. I think I've broke at least 50 glasses. This will go over well


    I ran into my toilet, again. My toe hurts. I give myself 20 minutes from going down. Seriously
     
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