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Weird South African Holiday Drunk Thread 4/30/10!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Durbanite, Apr 30, 2010.

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  1. WickedBitch

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    I'm always partial to this one:



    I can't get through the "I'm so hollow" wailing without getting goosebumps.

    And before you start talking smack about James Blunt, you should know that he could kill you with his pinky finger:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15760_closeted-badasses-6-famous-wusses-that-would-own-you.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cracked.com/article_15760_cl ... n-you.html</a>



    Did you know that May is Zombie Awareness Month?

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.zombieresearch.org/zombieawarenessmonth.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.zombieresearch.org/zombieawarenessmonth.html</a>
     
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  2. CharlesJohnson

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    Christ. Food porn. The idea of you fisting your meals into submission is kind of disturbing, and kind of hot. So confused. What the fuck do you do for dessert?
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    I remember a lot of people (including me) liking this bummer song, but it doesn't make too much sense (the actual story behind it is horrid), and their singer tries WAAAY too hard at trying to look like Cobain in this.

    Why people (assholes) used to slow-dance to this song I will not know.

     
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  4. WickedBitch

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    Ben Folds Five's Brick is about the same thing.



    <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brick_%28song%29" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brick_%28song%29</a>

    <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Freshmen_%28song%29" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Freshmen_%28song%29</a>
     
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  5. Bread Mustache

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    You guys really know how to ruin a fucking party.

     

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    Have you ever wondered if what you did or did,nt say would have changed everything?

    Fuck! This song is so good that way.

    My new break up song.

     
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  7. Creelmania

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    Come on man, you gotta break yourself outta this funk



    Gotta start takin' advice from Bobby McFerrin instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself.

    If you've never seen that video, you have to watch it, very surprising cameo in it.
     
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    You are still a homo.

    Also, my skunk is back. He was ready to spray me earlier. Good thing I have a rifle loaded with .22 ammo that I can't shoot him with.
     
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    Or a more directly applicable message, perhaps:

     
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  10. Jimmy James

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    I listen to this song at the end of every weekend where I've gotten completely trashed.

     
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    Sweet Jesus... is this really what the drunk thread has become?

    You all fail at the ultimate break up/broken heart song.

     
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  12. WickedBitch

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    I am a homo? Does this mean you think I'm a dude?
     
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    Another tearjerker (we could do this all night):

     
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    Yeah, I was gonna say that I didn't think breastfeeding mothers of three could be considered 'homo's.
     
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    How's this for a breakup song:



    Minor Canadian rock star a few years past the peak of his career marries a ridiculous hot woman. Woman turns out to be cheating on him the whole damn time. He then writes this song.
     
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  16. Nitwit

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    Allright then, now that I've hit rock bottom. It's time to turn it all around and rediscover what my purpose in life as a man is. I guess I'll start here.



    Fuck you you fat pig anyway.
     
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    Ya'll don't know shit

     
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  18. WickedBitch

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    That's the spirit!

    Lyrics NSFW!!!!


    or even better!:

    NSFW again!

     
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    I'm so ripped. Let's have a 'see who can post the prettiest pussy pic contest"

     

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    Hey - I appreciate the effort, but how about you nsfw that shit. The mods here made it so easy here even;.
     
    #220 mya, May 3, 2010
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