This is how the NSFW tags work: [_NSFW]then you put the link here[_/NSFW] Just so's nobody gets banned. Ahem. *the underscore is so that the tags will stay visible. Just sayin'.
He shoots, he scores!! Dude, for all of the inane bullshitting you do on here, that may be one the best post I've ever seen. So many levels to contemplate with that one.
What do you think she's pondering? "Why are turds tapered?" (So your asshole doesn't slam shut) "Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?" (Just to drive you crazy) I am actually drinking (since I never drank last night) so please forgive me if I'm a little twirpish. At least I'm on topic!!!!!
Hair of the dog rules. In other news, I got a new keyboard and mouse. They're very nice, they also don't have blue Gatorade infused into them. I've decided to start going through all my music that I have on my computer and give it a listen. I've got a tonne of bands (I estimate at least 40 or 50) that I haven't ever even listened too; mostly because I got a lot of music off my brother and my friends and just left it sitting.
Question: why are all of these so-called beautiful lady parts shown from the back? It seems weird to me. Someone explain. It's Sunday night and I am one martini, 3 glasses of wine, and 2 Cafe Ricas in. For those not in the know, Cafe Rica is an amazing coffee liqueur from Costa Rica that is like Kahlua only less syrupy sweet. It's delicious. And $9 a bottle in Costa Rica. And Imperial beer is 4.7% alcohol and between $1 and $2 a bottle. I need to go back.... Anyway. Some drama happening up in this bitch tonight. My good friend dumped her boyfriend. Sad, but had to happen, they were growing apart and all that jazz. She doesn't know that I know that she's been cheating on said BF for 6 months. I know because our mutual best friend told me so that I would stop being friends with girl #1. Oh, and I've had to keep all of the above from my fiance because he's BFF with the now ex-boyfriend. Getting this yet? Yeah. I am more likely to unfriend the bitch that made me bear all this info than the girl who cheated in the first place. At least she dumped the guy and didn't burden him with the knowledge. Mutual friend decided to make her shit everyone's shit. My fiance wants to kick mutual friend's ass. He's welcome, as far as I'm concerned. Oh. My fiance also needed to have me confirm that I am not cheating on him and in fact still do want to marry him. I've never seen him so scared. Fuck cheaters and the drama that surrounds them. They mess with everyone.
Seen lots posted about breakups and the lee side of love. Here's the opposite replete with odd baked-potato-in-foil-vag imagery. Course it's just like me to praise Love before beating off into a sock.....
This, for me, is the ultimate break-up song. The last time I felt heartbreak, when my ex-wife and I split, I spent 2 days in the dark, with this song on repeat, and me playing along until I couldn't play no more. It speaks more eloquently than words.