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We're Finding Nemo! Drunk Thread 2/8

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Feb 8, 2013.

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    My facebook feed is funnier than yours tonight.

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    My weekend is shot, so I spent tonight burning through the new House of Cards on Netflix. This show makes it seem like no one in Washington has a modicum of self-control, and that the only thing you have to do to succeed is take advantage of that.
     
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    Your ability to read things and get the opposite of what they say is impressive.
     
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    What are the odds that Ballsack owns a t-shirt that says "no means yes, and yes means harder!"?
     
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    Does that look like an anus?

     
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    No, this is what an anus looks like.
     
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    If proof were needed that the Stones were better than the Beatles, one need only listen to how the Stones just put out two respectable songs, while Paul McCartney wrote that piece of crap "cut me some slack" with the remains of Nirvana. I mean come on. Sure, Ballsack is about to correct me by saying that the Beatles did not write cut me some slack, but my point is that the Stones are still with it somehow.

    Also, the Beatles never could have written Satisfaction in their wildest fucking dreams.
     
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    Best song ever:




    What's your best song ever?
     
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    What an anus looks like:

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    ...no emblem could ever be more fitting for its school.
     
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    If that's the best song ever, why did you post 800 other songs in drunk threads before it?
     
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    I like the Rolling Stones but you're dreaming that this is proof that they were better than the Beatles. Let me just point you to Mick Jagger's solo career (Compared to Paul's, Lennon's and Harrison's) to how much more talented the Beatles were.
     
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    Because I wanted to make Joe Canada feel intuitive?

    Shut up Joe and post your favorite song ever, please. Thanks.
     
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    best song ever

     
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    Am I doing this right?

     
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    I didn't used to think so, but he sang that, and then asked Heidi Klum to marry him in a snow hut, and then banged her for 7 years. Clearly, my judgment means dick.
     
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    Jesus.
     
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