My favourite SRV: If you dislike Stevie, you simply don't have a soul. The last guy who told me that got smacked up side his head so hard he still feels it when it rains. SRV is the only guy who ever lived that can tuck his pants into his cowboys boots and not look hilarious. He's that cool.
They have adorable babies and are capital track stars. There's even a black president of the United States on the show 24.
Hey, take it easy on me. I can't just login to stormfront.org and go to their chuckles section. Nailed it. A for creativity, A+ for execution. Clearly, you are exactly the sort of person who should be criticizing other jokes for originality.
You know, they have opened a whole BUNCH of Popeye's here in town in the past year and I am yet to try the shit even once (I know, attack). We have a local place called Mary Brown's that many stay faithful to. With good reason.
Awww, does the asshole who does nothing but make offensive jokes and wished for someone to die gonna cry now? He get his feelings hurt? Fuck off.
Tonight, I've recaulked my bathtub and run a water line to my new refrigerator. I'm inordinately proud of myself, considering my ability started and ended with a screwdriver inside of a computer case. I'd love to put a new fan and vent into the master bath instead of having to use the main bathroom, but baby steps. I'm going to have some Jameson, scratch my ass and call it a night.
Damn... Boom roasted is an understatement. And because I do feel a little greasy for laughing about that... 'Sack, Spoiler you've just come off as a real asshole lately. This is coming from a guy who never had any problem with you for a long time. I enjoyed your posts and thought your humour was edgy but for the most part funny. Lately though, you've just seemed like a prick. Your racist jokes are over the line, and it seems like you're trolling for arguments with a lot of your posts. And then what you wrote to BrianH... that was fucked up. I'm not trying to "call you out" or anything, I'm just telling you straight up: this is why people are jumping on every little thing you say. You've been coming across as a real dick recently. I don't read every post on this board, and I don't claim to know the whole story between you and [whoever], I'm just telling you, this is why you're not getting any sympathy. Having said that, and all jokes aside, I wish no harm whatsoever to you or your family. Again, I'm just letting you know why (I think) people are more hostile than usual towards you.