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We're Finding Nemo! Drunk Thread 2/8

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Feb 8, 2013.

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  1. bewildered

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    They usually have marked down salmon heads/tails/ meaty bones so I could probably do something with that. I have shrimp every now and then but didn't realize I could use the shells like that.
     
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    I don't know if you'll have time to bang out anyone's wife if you go to NH, with the lynch mobs after you and all.
     
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    Thank god he's not headed for Big Bear.

    Is this thing on?
     
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    Still haven't seen a snow plow. Still over 2 feet in the streets and there are rumors that we will not see one for a couple days. It's okay town, I didn't want to go anywhere.
     
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    I really appreciate how Hulu runs ads for McDonalds during their exercise shows.
     
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    It's probably for the better that you can't get anywhere, we ventured out to the store and I think I had 5 heart attacks, the highways were still a shit show and trying to see around corners is laughable.
     
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    Yeah highways are nuts. They go from 2 lanes to one with no warning because of the snow banks. Sketchy as hell.
     
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    Grammys tonight. How completely, utterly uninteresting. Hoever, it IS great to watch if you think the front five spectator rows of a Pro Boxing match don't dress tacky enough.
     
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    Shoyu chicken marinating and Kill Bill is on. Time for a beer, yes?
     
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    1 year old, 125 pounds. Romp.

     
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    Maker's Mark watering down their bourbon.

    NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! From hell's heart I stab at thee! For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee! What a crock money grab. JD did the same nonsense. Honestly, JD doesn't taste different after the alteration, but still. FU, guys.

    If Woodford Reserve plays this game I might stage a coup.
     
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    How can I convince the woman to watch the new Walking Dead episode instead of stupid Grammys?
     
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    Maybe she'll accept you DVRing the Grammys? Or vice versa, you DVR Walking Dead to watch later?
     
    #253 silway, Feb 10, 2013
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    With a gift of something shiny.
     
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    That can just be tied into Valentine's Day as well.
     
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    Jingle his keys at her?
     
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    I accidentally $200+ of omakase sushi between 2 people. I practically shit myself when the bill came. I foresee a lot of Ramen for the rest of the week.
     
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    Dear lord, I could make so much friggin sushi for 200.

    Seriously, try it. It's fun and easy.
     
    #259 bewildered, Feb 10, 2013
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    Look, I'm aware. In their defense it was the best sushi I've ever had, and 15 pieces.
     
    #260 MoreCowbell, Feb 10, 2013
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