Shock jocks are worthless turd hacks. Not funny, not talented. Want to be a "Shock Jock" DJ? You only need two simple things: 1) A mouth that works, and... 2) An audience that doesn't I usually find the funny radio DJs are the ones who in fact DON'T torture animals to death or have couples fuck in church confession booths on the air. Those stunts are just distractions from their incredibly large void in talent.
One of the Connecticut stations carried Bubba the Love Sponge for a few months after Dee Snyder went off the air. His show was fucking terrible and was a pathetic attempt at a Howard Stern copycat. On one occasion he ate out a porn star on the air or something else stupid. Worst radio show Ive ever listened to.
Lest we forget Hulk Hogan, after his divorce, banging Bubba's wife, then his good friend Bubba releases the sex tape. As in: Bubba hooked them up. With his own wife. Then tried profiting off the tape. Of his own wife. With Hulkster. Nude. I hope there's a hell just so that no talent sack of anuses can burn in it. He was on the air here for a couple months, then got booted because no one could stand him. And this is an area with notoriously shitty DJs. What Hulk Hogan may look like while having sex:
Are you kidding? His sextape is the most awkward thing I've ever seen. He's basically like a 12-year-old at his first third base experience. "Would be ok if I did this? Could I possibly do that? Is that ok? Am I hurting you? How does that feel?"
Not to mention that fat shithead someone managed to land a dimepiece, well at least a decently attractive chick with body like whoa, and then still used her for pathetically bad publicity and/or profit... NSFW NSFW In more positive news, this would probably soundtrack any sextape I foolishly would make... <a class="postlink" href="https://soundcloud.com/miguelofficial/use-me" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://soundcloud.com/miguelofficial/use-me</a> Holy hell, that is just fire
Seth McFarlane nails the entire bullshit with radio DJ's here: ...I realize you have to cover some ground when you're competing against television, but I honestly have no idea what intelligent people would find a fat fucking doorknob like"Bubba the Love Sponge" funny. Or any shock rock DJ for that matter. They all suck. It is not hard to spout whatever bullshit comes off the top of your head. It's the easiest job there is.
So I'm slow. Someone explained the ballsack wife joke to me, and that's.... awesome. Just so appropriate. Ballsack not being able to reproduce is strong enough proof of the existence of god to turn any atheist into a true believer. But good news is you don't have to mess with condoms now though!
Bubba used to be on a station here like 15 years ago. He had a remix of the Michael Jackson's first trial video deposition. I thought it was hilarious, then again I was just out of elementary school. But like Leykis has enough loser men following everything he does they can make a comfortable living.
I mean, I think it's no masterpiece and overrated by a bit, but you're in the minority here, Crown: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/taken/ http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/showgirls/
Yeah, All those people don't know what the fuck they're talking about Taken is the overrated film of all overrated films of the past ten years. Utterly predictable one-man-army dreck given Bourne hand-to-hand scenes (which are lotsa fun). A high body count movie with a PG-13 rating. Takes itself completely seriously. "Brilliant." Showgirls is awful, period. However, on a "so bad it's awesome level it can be enjoyed the same way we all love the film The Room. The same reason we like to stare at really bad toupees or watch women's bodybuilding. A freak show.
Yeah, gonna have to disagree with you on this one, Crown. "Taken" is a fun fucking ride. Is it a serious piece on the decline of mankind? Stinging social commentary on the decay of Western civilization? Probably not. But when he shoots that Frenchie guy's wife in the arm, that was fucking awesome. Oh, the prior sentence has a spoiler, by the way.
I prefer more direct, like I Saw the Devil where the hero dismembers you (a bad guy) in front of your entire family. That's one of the least fucked up things about it. Taken is a "B" Movie. There was a thousand versions of that film being released direct-to-video in the 90's starring Lorenzo Lamas or Robert Davi or some shit. Look-- I don't hate it, it's just not. Good.