Probably for similar reasons as why I don't care much what they think of my football jersey. Sometimes, it's not about getting dick.
You know what will really make you ladies look just fantastic? Neon orange high waisted jeans, a crumby tank top of Che that costs $50, and thick rimmed glasses with no lenses. If you could not bathe for a week, that'd be the best. Surely you mush be mishtaken.
I will agree with you black Jesus, there are some clothes that are objectively stupid. However, it also is an easy way to judge people from afar. It's like they said hey, I want the whole world to see the contents of my brain. And I thank them.
Yeah but no. I'm not talking about walking around to the grocery store, day to day, going to work, etc. Seriously, come on. Hate when you guys do that shit to me. I'm talking about going out on dates, going out to bars and clubs where they are looking to meet people. My argument with my female friends is that they thought these looks were "sexy" and why would they care about sexy if their goal wasn't to appeal to the opposite sex? They think men actually are turned on about this shit. We're talking about clothing women are wearing in dick fishing situations. And they think this high waisted bullshit is something men like, and gay men are the ones telling them this. Tied into that, I need to find the article, but it came out somewhere with a poll that gay male fashion designers are the ones that are fighting for models to stay super rail anorexic thin, because that's what THEY think looks better. That's some shit right there. Ladies your gay bffls are working against you.
CJ, that's Sean Connery. Even in his Zardoz wardrobe (google it) he's still one of the coolest dudes ever. Once they invented proper-length shorts for men, the first thing our gender said was "Hey look, we don't look like total assholes anymore!" And YES, I know you wear shorter shorts in certain sports, like Rugby. That just makes sense, but not as "walking around" wear.
It's not that they think it looks better, it's because that specific build flatters the cut of clothes they design and suits it a lot better, so it makes their job easier. Also, I'll refrain from posting pictures of myself in my under-knee shorts, but I look ballin'.
I'm a mom and I've never worn a pair of mom jeans. Sadly, I have friends that have used the midriff argument. I don't get it. And those big boobies you guys lust after are not age/gravity's friend. Especially if she pops out a kid or two. One of my friends best described it when he said his wife went from a 36C to a 36Long after having kids. I've showered with plenty of old ladies and I've never seen so many women lifting up their boobs just to wash their ribcage. It was gross, yet strangely fascinating at the same time. Like an accident you can't look away from. It's a sight you don't soon forget. Unfortunately. And in regards to the above-the-knee shorts, I also argue against any man wearing pants that hit them mid-calf. Men's capris are a fashion do-not-ever in my book.
I was a tall kid in elementary school. So it was tough finding shorts that fit, coupled with a tiny waist. Especially because my mom wouldn't shop anywhere but the kid's department. So I ended up with Daisy Dukes for much of my gradeschool life. I was around 5'10" by 5th grade so whatever fit in August was obsolete by December. Shorts so short my balls started to fall out in the middle of recess. Also, Zardoz because you are all some nasty bitches:
It's not that they think it looks better per se. It's that the models are essentially walking coat hangers. They don't care if the girl looks good, they care if she makes the clothes look good.
Whoa there. What came first? The anorexic women or the design of the clothes? How about they make fashion work for non-anorexics and not promote unhealthy body types like the industry is trying to move away from? Sounds like the Gay Male Fashion Designer Industrial Complex has already got to you. Oh it exists. Anyway, Kate Upton has great tits. Her looks are not manufactured. For better or for worse, I'm betting she wakes up looking like that opposed to some of the working out and effort other women are putting in. I would fuck her happily, but I would not drink my bestfriends blood for her. She's just an American white blonde chick. She's hot, but could we swap her out with a few other women and not notice.
This is very true. This is why the word "model" is meaningless to me. Models have a very distinct, interesting, or odd look. They are never super gorgeous (I'm speaking about female models here) but have a very unique look. The girls that I know are models are not what I'm attracted to. I live with a gay dude and he absolutely hates the dudes that select models and blames them for everything wrong with modeling and fashion. On an unrelated note, I was just thinking, why is the drunk thread open on Tuesday? The reason doesn't so much matter. It's past 5 o'clock here with snow coming down and people are losing their fucking minds over this shit. The grass isn't even covered yet people are still talking about class being cancelled tomorrow. That would be awesome but I'm not counting on it. I decided to start drinking a while ago. I'm a bottle of wine in. Fuck it.
What is so wrong with shorts above the knees? Is it not really hot there, sort of how my jacket is probably not the best jacket because I have no need? I'm not rocking daisy dukes or anything, but the majority of my shorts are cut right above the knee or mid-knee when standing.
You assume they care about whether said women can wear it. Often they don't. They view it as art rather than craft per se.
This is the least intimidating photo of Hemingway that I could find and he would still kick your ass for making fun of his shorts.
It's a good picture, an honest picture. Never should a man, baring all the qualities of a man, having seen action and death, require himself to justify his pants. Because the world is a wonderful place and worth the fighting for, and I hate very much to take off my tiny shorts. Booze? Check. Funny hat? Check. Tiny shorts? Check. Machine gun? Check. Two Hemingway posts. I'm kind of required to take a drink now.
My wife has bought high waisted jeans before, and I told her, "If you bend over and I can't see your ass crack, they are too fucking high." She says, "But they are on my waist! That's where they should be!" I say, "I don't give a fuck where you think they should be, they need to be where I want them to be." Which is low enough I can put my hands down the front, get two fingers in, and not have jeans at my forearm.
On the discussion of shorts. They don't actually bother me that badly. Seeing men's feet in flip flops grosses me out WAY more than men rocking shorts. If they wear both, then they should be put in front of a firing squad and lit up.