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We're Finding Nemo! Drunk Thread 2/8

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Feb 8, 2013.

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  1. bewildered

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    You guys have way more energy to devote to clothing and style hate than I can even think about mustering up. And this is coming from the gal who will go off the handle at the mere mention of Olive Garden. Sheesh.
     
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    Olive Garden has the best food EVER!
     
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    There is a time and a place for everything. And right now it's time for a big ol FUCK YOU.
     
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    You sound upset. You know what usually calms me down? Unlimited breadsticks.
     
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    "Quality booze" is the only acceptable answer here. Hell, I'll even settle for un-quality booze.
     
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    The Olive Garden probably serves unquality wine.
     
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    For as crappy food they have at this restaurant, I will give them this; they have excellent salad dressing.
     
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    They do have excellent salad. I like it.

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    Hey, quick survey:

    Anyone else here have a laser shoved up their dickhole today?

    No, just me?

    Okay then.

    I'll be in the corner crying every time I take a piss for the next few days. Please god let the next procedure be on Thursday. What better Valentine's Day gift than getting full use of my dick back.

    I'm gonna celebrate this being over by going to Olive Garden.
     
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    $20 says she is outside stomping stray cats right about now.
     
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    Olive Garden is not the crappiest of the many crappy chain restaurants the U.S. has. Applebees REALLY sucks (and wouldn't you know it slithered into my city but it's hated) and Chilis? Blech. Are those two places the same restaurant or owner or something?

    Or is that TGIFridays? Or Cheap Charlie's? Shades of grey.

    ICEBERG LETTUCE FTW YO YO YIGGITY YO
     
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    Actually, I was dancing around in my birthday suit to the Thrift Shop song.

    But maybe I'll start using "cat stomping" as my cover. Thanks!
     
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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
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    I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
     
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    You should let us be the judge of that.
     
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    Let us revel in this awkward moment forever and ever, amen.

     
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    I don't understand. Did he thinks he was off camera? Was this supposed to be edited into an ad or something?
     
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    Nope. He knew it was going to be live. Prepare for weeks sort of live.
     
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    I don't know why my laptop isn't playing youtube videos but I have to assume this is Marco Rubio reaching for that bottle of water and taking a drink. It was odd and of course the only thing the media will focus on.


    In other ill reported news. ALL of the reports of them finding Dorner's body and trying to find out if the charred remains were his were all false. They haven't even entered the burning rubble yet.
     
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    After spending a day in the great state of Texas' capitol I can say two things:

    1. It is a fucking clusterfuck of an anthill, all day.
    2. Representatives are quite flippantly voting on bills about healthcare issues they can't even correctly pronounce, let alone fully understand.

    I left feeling mighty confident about our elected officials.
     
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