Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

We're Finding Nemo! Drunk Thread 2/8

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Feb 8, 2013.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Bundy Bear

    Bundy Bear
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    136
    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2009
    Messages:
    2,127
    Location:
    Blue Mountains, Australia
    It's hump day here so I guess it's time for a drink. Finished an exam today and nothing to study for in a while so might make it a week long thing.

    Also if there is a variety of short shorts that should be done away with it's these ones.

    [​IMG]

    These nasty fucking things are everywhere here in Australia and they are fucking horrible. And like all previous mentioned items chicks think they look amazing in them instead of ridiculously stupid for having pockets stick halfway down their leg.
     
  2. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,312
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,239
    They kind of remind me of beetle wings under a carapace, ready to extend for flight.
     
  3. Backroom

    Backroom
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    724
    Fuck you kids for having Monday-Friday 9-5 jobs.
     
  4. wilder111

    wilder111
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    27
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    255
    Location:
    quad shities

    Man, pregnancy is gonna hit her like a mac-truck.
     
  5. audreymonroe

    audreymonroe
    Expand Collapse
    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

    Reputation:
    546
    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2009
    Messages:
    2,859
    Location:
    Brooklyn, NY
    Nobody panic, I managed to power through the work day and went out for Mardi Gras like a champ. (I'm touched that everyone was very concerned about my nausea being a sign of pregnancy, but I have an IUD so I am GOOD TO GO.) It was a good night, but then on my way home I decided to stop by my bodega for a snack since I skipped lunch due to the nausea and stumbled and crashed into the weird display of pigs' feet despite it being a mainly fruits and veggie bodega and I splashed pigs feet juice all over my legs. Then, I finally got home and decided to bold walking down the hallway in the dark and instead of gracefully maneuvering turning the corner to get to my room I smacked right into the corner and I'm pretty sure my nose is broken. Happy Mardi Gras.
     
  6. audreymonroe

    audreymonroe
    Expand Collapse
    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

    Reputation:
    546
    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2009
    Messages:
    2,859
    Location:
    Brooklyn, NY
    I have a really hard time figuring out/caring about Instagram and it makes me feel like an Old.
     
  7. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,312
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,239
    Who needs instagram when you have the cooking thread?
     
  8. Bundy Bear

    Bundy Bear
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    136
    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2009
    Messages:
    2,127
    Location:
    Blue Mountains, Australia
    Fuck instagram, why the hell do I want to see pictures of other peoples food when I have plenty of bacon to eat in my fridge.
     
  9. Juice

    Juice
    Expand Collapse
    Moderately Gender Fluid

    Reputation:
    1,452
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    13,970
    Location:
    Boston
    Yeah wow, when I first read about it I thought "What's the big deal?" But that is awkward as hell.
     
  10. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    978
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,065
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    Nooooooooo that site deserves the scorn it recieves, between hack photographers taking out-of-focus "art" photos to rich kids posting a picture of their $100,000 bar bill at Nikki Beach.

    That place should change its name to whogivesaflyingfuck.com
     
  11. gogators

    gogators
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    4
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    669
    Location:
    MS
    Sure would be nice if we could go back and delete posts.
     
  12. bebop007

    bebop007
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    57
    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2010
    Messages:
    696
    Location:
    Chicago
    Do you have to pay Zooey Deschanel royalties every time something like this happens?

    You strike me as the type of person who would let Cease and Desist letters just pile up.
     
  13. VanillaGorilla

    VanillaGorilla
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    15
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    644
    Location:
    Memphis
    I felt that way about Myspace. Not much has changed.
     
  14. JWags

    JWags
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    153
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    3,210
    Location:
    Chicago
    It was awkward, he probably could have played it off better, but this is a massive "who gives a fuck". For or against him, its not like he had a massive verbal misstep. Maybe it should have been at arms reach so he didn't look as weird. But regardless, it should have no bearing on opinion of him or his statement.

    Who am I kidding, this is the US media. LOLZ, REPUBLICANS SUCK AND ARE STOOPID.
     
  15. Parker

    Parker
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    90
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2010
    Messages:
    5,831
    Location:
    Chicago, IL
    So are you telling me there was a 5 second pause where this man took a drink of water, and it is now a media uproar? Are you fucking kidding me? The guy was probably talking a lot, and his mouth was dry.

    What needs to happen in this country so we can stop obsessing over every little thing. Any second of silence gets labeled as weird or awkward. Yes this guy probably practiced for awhile, but maybe his body had an odd last minute occurence and a sip of water was the only cure to it. For all we know it could have prevented projectile vomitting on national television. Jesus fuccking christ, can we pay attention to what these guys are saying, if they are doing / can do / did what they are saying? This shit is constantly coming up, tiny little distractions from the primary focus of what we should be paying attention to. "What color tie is he wearing?" "Is he wearing an American Flag pin?" I'm still pissed about the "binders full of women" tihng even happened. I wasn't voting for old boy, but I thought it was the dumbest shit in the world people went after that. How about we focus and ask if he actually did try to hire women? But god no, we have to focus on his word choice that is absolutely fucking meaningless. Now this.

    To quote Adam Carolla "Do we just have nothing fucking better to do? The only reason we focus on this little stupid shit is because we no longer have anything to be afraid of. We can't judge anyone anymore, no one is really afraid of God, and we obviously don't have anymore real problems to focus on." Except we do, but no one wants to focus on them because they're hard.

    tl:dr: Why is it only fucking Wednesday!?!!
     
    #435 Parker, Feb 13, 2013
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  16. MoreCowbell

    MoreCowbell
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    14
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,185
    Can someone explain the Harlem Shake to me? I don't understand it, and it makes me feel like I am no longer hip to the goings-on of the youngs.*






    *Expression shamelessly stolen from audrey.
     
  17. gamecocks

    gamecocks
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    143
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2012
    Messages:
    1,486
    I just love how a constitutionally mandated statement has turned into an absurd partisian prep rally that features a prepared statement that is meant to be a response to a speech that has never been heard. You're not responding, you're just giving the same points but spinning them about how 'Merica is bad now because the other party is in charge. (Same every year no matter who's in power) On the prep rally note, the Harlem shake has been aroudn since at least 2003 around here. People used to do that shit at our prep rallies in high school.
     
  18. Parker

    Parker
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    90
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2010
    Messages:
    5,831
    Location:
    Chicago, IL
    Don't worry Audrey, I got you.


    Oh and the updated version where I need someone to explain to me what the fuck is going on.
     
    #438 Parker, Feb 13, 2013
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  19. D26

    D26
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    110
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    2,305
    You know why people latched on to it? Because it was distracting. Because politics is only 10% about ideas and 90% presentation. Because communication is as much about (actually more about) nonverbal communication than verbal. Because Rubio was chosen specifically by his party to respond to the State of the Union and he was clearly flustered most of the time (he was sweating bullets, and that grabbing a drink thing was very strange). Rubio was the guy literally representing his entire party's ideals that night, and he looked uncomfortable the entire time.

    Compare Rubio's presentation to that of Obama and it was no contest. Obama was confident and concise. Rubio was flustered, sweaty, and looked nervous the entire time. You want to convince the American people of your ideas, you need to have a strong presentation of those ideas. Rubio failed at that.

    Is it going to be blown out of proportion? Yeah, a little, but it is still kind of a big deal. This was their party's chance to sell the American public on their ideas and why Obama's ideas presented in the State of the Union were wrong, and had he been more confident, his message would've been more effective.

    Now, is it right that politics is so much more about presentation than substance? No, of course not, but that is reality, and in politics today, HOW you present an idea is as important, if not moreso, than the idea itself.
     
    #439 D26, Feb 13, 2013
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  20. CharlesJohnson

    CharlesJohnson
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    401
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,974
    I think we should focus on more important things other than fate of this nation.

    Like a local freak accused of giving illegal butt implants. Again.

    Why is this a thing?! This is the third person in a year. Bonus points for looking like Tyler Perry and Robert Z-dar's lovechild.

    [​IMG]

    "Not only am I the president, but I'm also a client."
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.