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We're Finding Nemo! Drunk Thread 2/8

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Feb 8, 2013.

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  1. Frebis

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    Today I reached the pinnacle of my life. I have purchased a bag of chicken and waffles flavored potato chips. They are delicious. I can now die a happy man.
     
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    I prefer the fried chicken and watermelon flavored chips, much superior.
     
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  3. Frebis

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    This would be an awesome response if the question was "How does your mom attract her boyfriends?".
     
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    Well I'm gearing up to go to Kansas. Need to go buy a box of Magnum's before I got and get my hair lined up. Then to O'Hare International Airport! Off to see the Wizard! The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!

    Blonde

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    Nice job trolling for rep points from Dixie with your second pic.
     
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    I was thinking that maybe you had bought a bag of chicken, and also bought a bag of potato chips with waffle flavor. Because, I have never had actual chicken and waffles together, much less married onto a chip. But, then wow.
     
    #546 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 15, 2013
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    Fried chicken and waffles have been a popular thing for quite a while (I think since the 70's?), and for good reason, it's god damn delicious.
     
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    And amazing hangover food.
     
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    If you consider that amount of hair to be abnormally high, and to the realm of dixie levels of hairy, then I have a friend you should meet:

    [​IMG]
     
    #549 kuhjäger, Feb 15, 2013
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    I'm just surprised he didn't italicize Magnum.
     
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    Or bold and capitalize MAGNUM.

    That's what I would do. However, the only Magnum I ever will see is the one on TV.

    God damn circumcisions.
     
    #551 The Village Idiot, Feb 15, 2013
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    Psht. Real men go bareback.

    In reviewing a client's NMR today, I realized just how long it's been since I've had to look at one of these reports. I had to Google half the acronyms on the page. Exponential Multiplication whaaa? Radio Frequency whooooo? Fuck, I used to be smart.
     
    #552 Angel_1756, Feb 15, 2013
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    Negros Making it Rain?
     
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    WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!

    First, I get screwed by circumcision, now I found out I missed out on this mystical awesome power by being white?

    Talk about losing the genetic lottery. And I was in such a good mood when I woke up today...

    In happier news, looks like I'll be changing careers yet again. The first change is the toughest, subsequent ones are much easier. And less scary.
     
    #554 The Village Idiot, Feb 15, 2013
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    #555 Angel_1756, Feb 15, 2013
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    Everyone's least favorite superhero, Florida Man, strikes again!
     
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    Ass to ass by proxy.

    I want to know how they found out it was a used enema. Someone did the sensible thing and sniffed it first?

    This guy was sitting in his house, packing this filthy enema back into the box, probably wearing his dead mother's lace camisole, muttering "My butt, will be on your butt." This is the weirdest kink I've heard of. This creature fascinates me. I should have continued my shrink studies.
     
    #557 CharlesJohnson, Feb 15, 2013
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    Talk about being stuck in the anal stage.
     
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    Actually, I repped him a couple of pages back for one of his pictures. Ask him yourself.
    I'd post some good pics of what I consider an ideal bush, but I've been having problems doing so with my new computer because it has Windows 8.

    You know, for all the shit he talks, Parker has never posted in the Tibber Thread. For all we know, he's some fat guy with a 3" rod.
     
    #559 dixiebandit69, Feb 15, 2013
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    Guess who didn't read their Window's 8 user guide?

    They specifically put in a program to not allow creepy bush pictures.

    It's really tough on landscapers.
     
    #560 The Village Idiot, Feb 15, 2013
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