I was g-chatting with my mom and telling her about how I was resolving an issue with T-mobile erroneously charging us every month even though we don't have a T-mobile phone anymore. Something about the way she phrases stuff....I either have to roll my eyes or get pissed off. I mean...."A wife can truely be a coveted asset to the household when she keeps her eye on the money and how it is spent." COME ON.
That makes this <a class="postlink" href="http://www.inquisitr.com/213438/canada-getting-rid-of-pennies-plans-to-save-11-million-per-year/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.inquisitr.com/213438/canada- ... -per-year/</a> so much better
Hey I just met you And this is crazy But ask me really intimate questions about sex and whether I think I've ever found "the one" and then get offended when I am not keen to engage you on the subject So call me maybe?
Can we now collectively agree the cruise ships are floating death traps that want your family to die? You can get the clap just by reading one of their brochures. I mean if they're not evil incarnate, explains why Disney has them. They said that meteor exploded travelling 54,000 km/h. That's around 37,000 mph give or take. Fuck. It injured 1100 people. Another one over 120 feet wide came within 28,000 miles of us. What is going on? Spoiler
Fuck the cruise ship, fuck the meteor, fuck everything you all think is important in this world. HAN SOLO IS FUCKING BACK.
Ford is a guy who respects what made him famous, even though he never really cared about being famous. It doesn't surprise me he'd sign up for the right reasons since he doesn't need the cash. Good for him, it will make a LOT of people happy. He's the only one who made a named career from the original trilogy.
That awkward moment when a period ruins a possible fivesome. At least I "borrowed" some kraft mac n cheese from the party so I'm still a winner, right?
JJ Abrams needs to take over the Die Hard helm too. This newest one is another stinker. John McClane is now impervious to Chernobyl's radiation, and impervious to good writing and character development. I was better than the last one simply because Justin Long wasn't in it. That's it. I went on a cruise my senior year of high school and it was more debuacherous than my freshman year of college. I mean it was Vegas without the surrounding desert and drug addicts. Also, saw my first robbery as it happened. We pulled into a convenience store we saw two black kids in hoodies and bandanas booking it around the building with what looked like a pillow case. Going into the place the alarms was going off and the workers just told us to leave. Cops showed up seconds later and didn't need us so we left.
Wait, can you elaborate? Everyone was down for a fivesome and then one girl was like "Actually, I have my period. Sorry." And the other four of you were like "FUCK IT NOT WORTH IT"?
Would that still be considered a fivesome, or is that just running train? Serious question. This is a very important film: If for any reason you get a little bored and are thinking of stopping, just keep going because around halfway through it switches it up and gets EVEN BETTER.
Wouldn't a group of 3 girls and 2 guys (or the reverse) be an orgy? Or is that too few people for it to be considered a full blown orgy? And if it's four guys and one chick that's just a gang bang. I feel like I'm on pretty solid ground on that one.
It's a gang bang. And the worst part is, there's always two guys just standing around fluffing themselves while they wait their turn to dive in stir their buddies' porridge.
Well, at least we now know how your cat sitting went. Just in case you weren't aware, 'pussy' can refer to at least two different things.