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We're Finding Nemo! Drunk Thread 2/8

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Feb 8, 2013.

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  1. kuhjäger

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    So my friends mom turned 62 yesterday, and fuck me if I wouldn't tap the shit out of her. She is the epitome of milf, but she just had a grandkid, so I guess also the epitme of gilf.

    How is it some women just hold up for so long? Do they sleep in a vacuum sealed bag everynight?
     
    #581 kuhjäger, Feb 16, 2013
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    Sandy McAnally. The best name I have ever seen on a credit card receipt while going through paperwork. I'm so mature that I giggled for a good twenty minutes about it.

    Thank christ it isn't my name.
     
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    Lots of protein facials are the ticket...
     
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    You should ask her that and see what she says.
     
    #584 toddamus, Feb 16, 2013
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    Disagree, but just slightly.

    It's only a gangbang if all the dudes are more or less hetero. If all the dudes are into each other, we're back into orgy territory.
     
    #585 Nom Chompsky, Feb 16, 2013
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    I thought gang bang was just kind of a interchangeable word for orgy? I didn't think the sexual preferences even played a roll in the name.
     
    #586 Kubla Kahn, Feb 16, 2013
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    Gangbangs are three or more guys on one girl.

    Allow my friend Mike Polk to give you an insider's feel:

     
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    So if all of the guys are het then it's a gangbang, and if all of the dudes are into each other it swings back to an orgy, what if some of the guys are het and some are into each other? What's the cutoff point of het dudes to swing it from orgy to gangbang?
     
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    No, gangbang is when a bunch of guys are all having sex with the same lady, but not with each other. Like, one in each hole kinda thing.

    If they're all into each other, it's just an orgy, because they're not "ganging up" to bang anyone.
     
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    I believe that a gangbang is only when all of the guys are focused on the girl.

    If two or more of the guys are into each other, then it's orgy territory, though it might have a gangbangish flair.
     
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    Also, I would think that multiple guys focused one one, central, guy is also a gangbang. Jeez, you're such a bigot.
     
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    Back in my day that was called a football team.
     
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    Ok, less drunk elaboration: Started off as three guys two girls. One guy passed out, one girl declined due to period. Options were devils 3-way or a box of kraft, and game time decisions were made. That mac n cheese was fucking delicious.

    You guys jumped awful quick to gangbang though.
     
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    True enough, when dude started talking about periods, i immediately got in the "girl involved" mindset.

    Also, guys do have less available holes.

    Also, we need a word for a bunch of women focused on one guy.
     
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    So if I understand correctly your minimum acceptable ratio of pussy to cock in group sex is 1 to 1.5? Which is fine, I'm not saying you have to do MMF if you don't want to, just amused at the math comparison to MMMFF. Would MMMMMMFFFF be ok while MMMMMMFFF be off limits?
     
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    Boom goes the dynamite.

     
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    sorry for the double
     
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    Not at all. I've done MMF before and had no problem with it. The deciding factor was the mac n cheese.
     
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    I was under the impression that you and Scootah just called that Tuesday.
     
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    I am pretty sure you need to blow yourself up on a bus in Jerusalem for that to happen.
     
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