We're Finding Nemo! Drunk Thread 2/8

Tropic Thunder is on FX. These ball garglers edited out the Full Retard part to "Full Special." What the fuck? Why even bother showing it if it's hacked down to about 80 minutes? This is as stupid as airing Blazing Saddles. By the time they edited out the language and the farts it was a historical drama.

In protest I want to air a program called "Your kid is a fucking retarded retard and we all laugh at him behind his back because he's a retard and your genes are poisoned."

Can still air people getting shot, mamed, tortured, and blown the hell up.

 

Sometimes once you hit that late night drunkenness sweet spot food is more important than sex.

 

There should be a show about people who hoard midgets. They take the cameras into the basement and they have concentration camp racecar beds, feed them gruel and force them to do all the chores. Then the midgets ban together at the end of the episode and give their master an intervention about their cruelty. They come to tears, anger, but in the end a better understanding toward one another and a strengthening of bonds. Then, their master will garb them in football gear and toss them.

 

That's fair, sometimes you need a hot gooey mess sliding down your throat and sometimes you need some mac n cheese...

Er...

 

Isn't that basically the plot of The Terror of Tinytown ?

 

You guys should change anthems. This is way better.

 

Or, as was the case this time, neither were really that hot and it was only worth the effort if it was a 5some and thus story-worthy. Hence why it was worth throwing out the potential threesome to eat drunk food.

 

That's about as lame as when they show Goodfellas edited down.

 

So in other news, Li'l Bandit had his first date last night. He went to the Valentine's dance, as a 6th grader, and he took a 7th grade girl. I think it's awesome (I was a loser in middle school, and all girls hated me until I was in my upper teens), but his mom is not happy with this.
She thinks he's too young to be dating/having a girlfriend.
I think that she is just jealous that he is popular, and that she (and I) weren't.
Who is right in this argument?

Here's my favorite video/song at the moment:

 

I just hope his taste in women doesn't take after his old man, or he's going to be sorely disappointed. It's hard to find* 7th grade girls with full shag carpet.

NSFW

Jesus christ, what were you hoping to see in here?

*In my personal experience, at least

 

This trend just became bearable.

 

The old lady quit shaving and now...it's still smooth, so I don't know what Dixie is taking about. Perks of having a younger wife than you though

 

Heyoo! It seems that beer and adderall are a fun combination. The bad part is that I'll be up for a while and I have the first meeting of our marriage counseling at noon tomorrow. That should be fun.

 

Last night we went out for a round of pool and a pitcher of beer at a local bar with a couple of friends. We'll be home after an hour and a half.

We ended up there for 6 hours and drank 7 pitchers. Fuck.