One out of fifty does not a win make. I can think of more palatable things I'd rather have sex with, like a bottle of milk that was sitting next to a radiator for six days. I'm sorry. I made some hash and it is MMMMMM-good. Like an angel tenderly bitch-slapping you with gloves made of kittens.
So muscle less stick legs or not? Cause she has bigger quads than I do. She puts out shitty club mix music which I avoid listening to at all cost. But I can't hate on her for making paper if there is paper to be made. Her constant bragging about being a bad girl doesn't seem to be manufactured either since there always seems to be pics turning up of her sucking on dudes balls or getting a hot loads sprayed on her. Maybe she does brush her teeth with a bottle of jack.
Kesha drank her own pee. I'm spending the evening watching movies and doing laundry. For the first movie, I'm torn between Avatar, Horrible Bosses or Muppets from Space. I'm leaning towards Muppets.
Most Muppet movies are decent. Great Muppet Caper is my personal fave. I still haven't seen the new one.
That has to be one of the most profoundly stupid things I've ever read. A lot of people hate pop music and pop stars, but I normally don't. I don't care what Justin Bieber is doing, but I've got nothing against him. Kesha, on the other hand, has always bothered me. The handful of songs I've heard of hers just go over the line from meaningless pop lyrics to aggressively dumb. "Okay, so the chorus is about how you're a drunk slut, got it. Ok, now let's wait for the verse... ah, the verse is also about how you're a drunk slut. Now let's wait for the next song... Interesting, still talking about being a drunk slut. Next album..."
Drinking piss as being a bad idea is something people should pick up on simply by being alive. She brags about having a guy on call to bang in every city she tours in. Gross. There's THAT many men out there with morals rock-bottom enough to throw a shot into that? How much booze would you require?
So a famous chick gets laid whenever she wants? This is not remotely startling. Ditto famous guys. Fame = tail, justr about regardless of looks, personality, morality, etc. Mike Tyson probably still gets laid whenever he feels like it.
Dude. Susan Boyle is famous, you don't see a line of dudes outside her place looking for poon. Why? Because sometimes fame isn't worth lowering your standards. LIKE, FOR A CHICK WHO DRINKS HER OWN PEE. Aside, is there a patron saint of DVD players? Because after a 45 minute conversation with my mother (whose people fucking built the thing) trying to talk her through how to "play a dvd tape", I'm just about at the end of my rope. "Wa, it won't play, the screen is black." "Well mom, is the player even trying to play the disk? Is it whirring?" <silence> "Wa, I held up the phone. Did you hear wh... wh... the sound you said?" 45 fucking minutes.
Kind of embarrassing, but pfft, I don't think you jackals really care that much. People have admitted to nastier things. I drank my own piss once for a bet. My mouth ran away from me when discussing the fact that if you hydrate the fuck out of yourself, your piss is basically water and completely drinkable. Someone challenged me to put my money where my (ahem) mouth was. It actually wasn't that bad; I was hydrated, so it was basically just water. The main problem was the fact that I was so nauseated at the idea of actually drinking urine, and it was really hot. Someone videotaped it and gave it to the gunnery sergeant as a joke. I was sitting there in class and suddenly had an angry Hispanic woman burst into the room mid-lecture and go "YOU DISGUSTING MOTHERFUCKER, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO SOMETHING THAT FUCKING RETARDED." I just kinda hung my head in shame. Won seventy-five bucks, though.
No it's cool you guys, Mike Tyson is a loveable ol' scamp. Just think of his heartwarming, sincere yet self-aware performances in the Hangover and on the most recent episode of How I Met Your Mother. I think Zack Galifianakis is a hilarious guy and a very talented comedian, but refusing to work with Mel Gibson on the Hangover 2 because Gibson is into hate speech when he's intoxicated and left threatening voicemails to some gold-digger while basically going through a complete mental breakdown - but at the same time having no problem with working with a guy who's A CONVICTED RAPIST is just breathtaking hypocrisy. Until further evidence (or a complete descent into insanity) Mel Gibson's never actually forcibly penetrated anyone against their will (except for Jason Isaacs).
Maybe she just looks for dudes drinking Bud Light Lime. Clearly those folks have no qualms with drinking piss.