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We're Finding Nemo! Drunk Thread 2/8

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Feb 8, 2013.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    An American just paid for a glass of ludicrously expensive Scotch for me. For a reason that is, I assure you, well-intentioned but invalid.

    You fuckers aren't all bad, I guess.
     
  2. JoeCanada

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    Hey. Some of us read at a 4th grade level, ok? This is the idiot board, not the "I know what acrimonious means" board.
     
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    What's the matter, couldn't afford bluefin?
     
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    I can't imagine how hard life would be for you if you actually went about evaluating every sentence you heard in such a dense and obtuse fashion.

    The statement is only technically incorrect if you intentionally infer the wrong context rather than the obvious and correct one. Observe:

    Ballsack: "[An amount of] muscle weighs more than [a mass-equivalent amount of] fat."
    Everyone else: "[An amount of] muscle weighs more than [a volume-equivalent amount of] fat."

    It's only technically wrong if you want it to be. Someone is making it wrong, but it isn't the person uttering the statement.

    I eagerly await your response calling me a faggot, you out-pedanted boor.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    Ladies...ladies...you're ALL pretty.

    Here something cute:
    NOTHING says "snoogy-woogy" like a giant isopod.
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  7. JoeCanada

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    Yes, but I'm prettier by volume.
     
  8. MoreCowbell

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    I never knew you were a BBW!
     
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    I love how that abbreviation so stealthly replaced the word "fat".
     
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    It annoys me so. Look being fat doesn't make you NOT beautiful, but it doesn't make you AUTOMATICALLY beautiful, either.
     
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    Yeah, how did it become a blanket term for all overweight women? You gain 60 pound and suddenly you have "beautiful" in your title? Some women are big and beautiful, sure, but some are just fugly ham beasts.

    EDIT: Yeah, Nom beat me to it. I'm going to leave this up though, because I think "fugly ham beasts" is funny.
     
  12. MoreCowbell

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    Well yeah but your mother gets mad when I call her the latter term.
     
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    Is this what we're doing?

     
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    So, my shop got a Monopoly set.

    We are all now lifelong enemies. I never knew how infuriating it was to play a board game. Racial slurs were thrown, people got in each other's faces, and pretty much every monetary payment consisted of "PAY ME BITCH!" "FUCK YOU."

    It was glorious. I haven't seen this much anger since the days of Mario Party.
     
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    Yeah, there is basically no game of Monopoly that doesn't result in someone being called a two-bit greedy whore.
     
  16. JoeCanada

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    Fun fact: DMX is the only artist in history to have five consecutive albums debut at #1. Suck it, Beatles!
     
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    I am DOWN with the golden age hip-hop theme. Nothing better.

     
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    I know! I heard some parts of these songs in a mash-up by DJ Girl Talk, it was amazing!

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    Not a fan of the hip hop, but I did in fact work a summer job driving ex-cons recently released from prison in a five man cab to their city of choice. We competed with the bus station in that we had music and would take them to the liquor store to prep them for the trip. This was what I would blast out of my cab as they came down the hill with their knapsacks. I was twenty and lookin' twelve. Yea.

     
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