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What do you show someone who's never seen porn?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by downndirty, Mar 17, 2022.

  1. Esian

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    Maybe it's just because I'm not that into porn, but I don't see how this is going to go well or be fun for anyone.

    Also, am I the only guy that apparently doesn't bother to know the names of the porn stars, or something?
     
  2. jdoogie

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    If you don't show her "Lemon stealing whores!" then you're doing it wrong.
     
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    Just direct her toward efukt.com
     
  4. NatCH

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    Random videos on Motherless.
     
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    Nobody believes me when I tell them about the ptero porn.
     
  6. Aetius

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    Gotta hit 'em with this one:

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    If you're trying to shower her with the depths of human sexual depravity this is the site. Legitimately one of the funniest sites online but not for the faint of heart.

    Ive never seen any porn that was worth more beyond the jack factor. I guess some people like the campy stuff, why parody porn has its own subgenre.

    I question these stats that claim a large(r) portion of girls watch porn. Website analytics have shoddy ways of gleaning that. Unless girls are secretly into step relative porn thus explaining its ever present feature on all sites you'd imagine there would be a few genres that would naturally rise to the top with the number of girl users they claim. Maybe they just fantasize about their step dad throat fucking them until they vomit.
     
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    I will echo "Pirates" it actually does have somewhat at plot and all that. Also some of that Nubile porn that is all romantic with great looking men and women stuff.

    If you just want to scar her forever "2Girls 1cup" is hard to beat.

    SheGirl, might have some interesting ideas here. hehe.
     
  9. Nettdata

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    Whatever you do, do not say "oh, this is my favourite porn star... she TOTALLY does it for me...." because then she will do nothing but compare herself and figure out just how different she is to that porn star.
     
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    Start with some anime...

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  11. Revengeofthenerds

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    What’s that one where the dude jumps from the kitchen counter and lands his dick into her like a bullseye?
     
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    I really have to see this one.
     
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    My favorite to show people will always be the one shared on the TMMB of the dude sticking his nuts in a girls ass. While some dude stood beside him going “I got to learn me dis”. Unfortunately I have forever lost a link to this. And it makes me sad.
     
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    http://1mandp.com/
     
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    I enjoyed this exert from the description:

     
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    Make sure she reads the comments, from dudes fully describing the entire scene as if it’s a wine tasting.
     
  17. dixiebandit69

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    What do y'all think the odds are that this ends the relationship?

    Think about it: unless this woman has been living under a rock or in some religious cult, she knows what porn is, and where to find it.

    But she hasn't. Which probably means she has no interest in it, or is possibly afraid of it.

    I'm betting Downndirty makes her sit through whatever he picks, and everything is fine... For awhile. But she never thinks/ looks at him the same again, and things eventually end.

    Maybe I'm wrong. For the record, Jungle Julia likes porn/ erotic movies, BUT it has to be her idea to watch them.
     
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    I think if he goes for the parody/amateur/made for women stuff, it'll be more of a nothing burger. I totally agree with you though on the bolded part though. Anything he shows her, I think, will prompt a "Oh.....so *this* is what you like" kinda reaction. The parody/amateur/made for women stuff tends to be a lot more....Respectful I guess is one of the better words I can think of. Stuff that comes across as a lot more consensual and nowhere near as degrading and sleazy as a lot of porn often is.

    But who knows? No matter the porn it could wind up prompting a negative reaction.
     
  19. NatCH

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    Just out of curiosity, what would you have had to do if she’d won the bet?
     
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    Few things are as disrespectful to the legacy of Gene Roddenberry. Well except for Star Trek Discovery.