Given what a shameless poonhound Roddenberry supposedly was, I actually think the porn parodies live up to his legacy well. In fact, I'd be wagering there are at least one or two videos like this in some hidden vault somewhere
Apologies to my Canadian chums - It's the scene from the IT crowd where Douglas Reynholm does sexy Star Trek.
Roddenberry fucked every actress on the show. Often more than one at the same time. He should have STARRED in porn.
Using that dick. James Doohan and William Shatner also known womanizers. I imagine the loneliness of space travel means people will be fucking. A lot. Throw in holodecks? Theyll need another warp engine just to clean up the loads.
Oh my GOD. That place must look like the Luray Caverns when powered down. I love how it’s always used for fight training or repairing a 1970 GTO, rather than non-stop fucking.
Who is this woman to you, and is this supposed to be an hour if foreplay where you get laid at the end, an hour of comedy where you get drunk and have jokes about this for the remainder of your friendship, or are you trying to give some recently escaped cultist the trauma she needs to find Jesus again for giggles? Film appreciation class but for porn is very different from an hour of foreplay (probably) and very different from comedy or torturing someone for giggles. If you’re hoping to put your dick in this person after consuming pornography together - you’ll probably need to think about what she’s into sexually to figure out what she might enjoy watching. It’s my experience that even people who are sexually naive prefer porn that roughly corresponds with their interests rather than generic content picked with no consideration of the consumer. Also, is this woman someone who just doesn’t experience sexual desire? Asexual people exist and for many of them, porn is somewhere between beheading videos and real-time watching pain dry. You don’t want to accidentally traumatise someone. I mean if it’s on purpose and there’s a good reason - that’s a whole argument on its own. But don’t do it by accident.
There’s a Cum Town bit on YouTube about some Starfleet ensign watching the security cameras of the holodeck and it’s just people pumping their dick and cumming into thin air.
Is that not what it would be? Mullen always makes the best points on geek culture, especially in how their fantasies constantly revolve a time that just isn’t in the present. They think they’d prosper living in the “M’Lady” times (where they’d be killed instantly), or some sort of sci-fi future where introverted dorks are accepted into star-spanning military organizations like Starfleet or the Rebel Alliance. “…like they’re going to want some fat asthmatic retard stinking up the sealed oxygen…”
Porkins died a hero in Starwars… people aren’t planning for their retirement when they fantasise about that shit. They’re dreaming of a life where whatever shit isn’t hooking up for them in real life isn’t an issue for whatever reason. Who can blame people for fantasising about being happy? loads of dudes fantasise about a threesome and get drunk to try and get it, even though they’ve never found a clitoris sober and free from distractions. For most people they know it’s not a realistic aspiration. For most of them it’s not even the threesome that turns their crank. They’re fantasising about being the kind of person who people want to have a threesome with.
Yeah, and then he gave Indiana Jones shit about the Ark of the Covenant. Fuck Porkins. The funniest part about the holodeck is every nerd thinks it will be some high-minded bullshit like that episode where Data plays poker with Stephen Hawking and Isaac Newton. In reality it would devolve into an endless spiral of depravity and people would be trying fuck Stephen Hawking’s eye socket or something because they nuked their dopamine receptors.
It would be used for NOTHING but that. The most popular search on the internet since it’s inception is not “What would it feel like to be Sherlock Holmes?” In a room that can physically bring the internet to life, we’re supposed to buy that it’s used primarily for LARP campaigns? It would be filthier than any Brazilian glory hole.
They already predicted Holodiction where the nerdiest of losers on the ship would live out their fantasy lives instead of facing reality. I think this was Star Trek's saying it without saying it nod to the virtual loads room.
I always assumed that being on a warp-driven starship would be the fantasy. At that point you’re just escaping from yourself.
Motherfucker broke up with her and didn't decide to go out by trying to convince her that all adults whack it to smurf porn. What a waste.