Since I don’t have shit to do, I’m watching Piers Morgan on a Saturday night. Lame, I know. Chaz Bono is on and unless you’ve been living under a rock, she is now a dude. And has been for a while. They’ve been discussing the ends and outs of her transformation and whatnot. Blah blah blah. Now, I have no problem with “his” choices or any of that shit. His girlfriend is on too, and she is smoking hot, but that’s not my point. What bugs the fuck out of me is why is he so goddamn fat? He looks like John Candy. For the love of god, he his literally (fake)balls deep in money and can afford one hell of a surgery, yet can’t afford to get a goddamn personal trainer. Or liposuction, or something. Is there a word for the disdain one feels towards fat people? Like racism, but just for the obese. Maybe Fatism? I’m not talking about fat people that are trying to improve themselves, but the ones who are eating a bag of chips while waiting in line at the store because they cannot contain their need to feed.
Incredible how he/she got so damn fat. He/she's body grosses me out. All that money with a body like that. I couldn't help but see a resemblance
I'm traveling this weekend. Out of town for my Sophomore year college roommate's wedding. I have seen the guy like 3 times in the last 10 years. Have no idea why I was invited. Super nice guy and an awesome wife for him though. They are two peas in a pod. As an out-of-towner I got invited to the pre-wedding dinner. That was nice but I literally knew nobody there. Somehow I was the 2nd most social person at a table of 10. God bless Asians. You know what would be funny? Calling up random hotels and telling them you just got back to your room and found a dead guy in the bathtub. Call at 1am when there is only one person on.
INTERNET! INTERNET! I BRING NEWS. That girl I've been talking to just webcammed with me. She also hiked up her dress and showed off her ass. Internet, it was amazing. I is happy.
Hotwheelz : Chicks :: BL1Y : advertisers. Congrats man. I hope your potential ass turns into actual ass. Or, barring that, for a quantum leap forward in teledildonics.
You gotta wait three days, man. Otherwise you look too eager. Pretty soon you're going to be filling up her answering machine with all sorts of messages and Vince Vaughn is going to have to talk you down.
Says the guy who's finding himself to be the life of the party at an Asian wedding where he knows nobody. Yeah..... Good luck Wheelz! Don't listen to anyone here, dude. Except me. Be yourself, chat her up, be witty, funny, charming, flirty, and let her know you dig her and are into her. Keep the sexual edge in the picture or you'll get shoved off into the Friend Zone, and there's no recovery from that. My concussion, a hot tub, and half a bottle of dark spiced rum wish you the best. I'm going to go bleed out now...
Don't listen to Net, you gotta make sure your wallet is fat and that you neg rep her while establishing value immediately or no dice brah
Fuck no. We tried that once, and ended up with FryLock. No way in hell we're taking that chance again.
Saw this at the track today. How fucking cool is that, and how much fun does that look like? Yes, these fuckers beside us were corner balancing a go-cart. Crazy.