The other option is to go full chemical on their asses... you have a gas mask, and you deploy some nasty shit... weapons grade bear spray, or mustard gas... I'd say that would put things more in your favour.
Wait you get to pick two though right? I'm going man and bear. Was too close to a bear once while fly fishing in Banff, and that's the last time I ever fished in canada. Fuck bears.
If 2, I'd go man and gorillas. They'd fuck bears in the ass for fun. They have crazy strength, the jaws/teeth of bears, and thumbs.
Well, it seems some others have done some more detailed studies around this. https://www.quora.com/If-a-silverba...bear-were-to-fight-to-the-death-who-would-win That being said, as much as the bear might actually clean up the gorillas, if man is there, let HIM take care of the bears with heavy weaponry, and let the gorilla handle the other shit. As a team, man + gorilla makes the most sense to me.
Y’all seem to miss the point that the man has a single rifle. That’s all he gets. Even if you give him unlimited ammo he’s going to have to chamber every shot and reload eventually.
British people don't think that's funny. If gorillas and bears had the ability to communicate and work together to devise a hunting strategy (like how orcas hunt), I'd be tempted to take them over a combination involving man.
Then give me a guy with a .50 Barrett, and the 50 hawks. The guy can take care of anything coming at him except the rats, so then the hawks help with that. And if you don't pick the guy with a rifle, then he's coming after you, so you're fucked if you don't pick him. Chambering the rounds isn't a big deal... melting the barrel? Maybe...
Call the suicide hotline, we have a live one here. He’s eating Dominoes. Obviously he’s lost the will to live. Are they ever going to change their name to “Last Resort Pizza” as they should? People are allowed to eat and like what they’ve want.... with the one and only exception being Dominoes Pizza. If you like it... well, there’s something seriously wrong with you and you should be strapped down and force-fed strong medications.
They actually put together a decent turn around a few years ago after that video broke with the employee putting cheese on pizza he had stuck up his nose. Unfortunately for these chain you aren’t hiring the best of the bunch and video recording is universal now.
Domino’s isn’t as nearly as awful as it used to be. The one near me does a fairly decent job. Pizza Hut on the other hand shit the bed entirely. I remember it being pretty good as a kid. I thought it was nostalgia goggles but I looked into it. They they got bought by the monolith, Yum! Brands sometime in the 90s and started having everything shipped to the stores frozen instead of made there to accommodate the Pizza Hut Express/KFC/Taco Bell abortions. The business dried up. The closest thing to how Pizza Hut used to be is Mystic Pizza in Connecticut. It’s would be better if you didn’t have to stare at 100 pictures of Julia Roberts while you eat there, but whatever.
I just don’t why anybody orders chain pizza. Independent places always stand head and shoulders above. The place that’s a five minute walk from my house is spectacular, ready in 20 minutes. I think of at least eight single-store places here in in my sleepy city that would crush any Big Pizza Inc. for quality and service. We have one chain up here, Panago, that I find decent. But the others can go to hell.
There's a Muldoon's right around the corner from me, but they don't deliver. There's also a Dominos right around the corner, and they do deliver. Their thin-crust supreme pizza is very tasty, and is usually my go-to when I'm in sweats, on the couch, and don't want to cook or go out. There are a couple of other pizza places that I've used in the past, and they've all had varying quality.
Byron Pizza used to be the go-to, but quality has slid a bit over the last little while. Last 2 pizzas were not that good, which made me try something else.
I agree with Juice about Pizza Hut, and I really don't mind Papa John's or Domino's if I need something quick and easy. The independent places down here are better, but it's not like they're anything to write home about. They still don't have pizza that's as good as what I've had in New York and Connecticut. We also have several places down here that are really popular that make real Neapolitan style pizza, but I honestly don't care for it. I guess I'm too American. Little Caesar's is the one that is really the last resort pizza. A $5 pizza that's a fairly good size sounds like a great deal, but I always feel sick after I eat it.
Cincinnati’s big chain is LaRosas. It’s great but not much more than a chain pizza place. Crazy how having a better than average spiced tomato sauce makes all the difference. Addreatticos in Clinton near UC has a spicy sauce that I’d pick over anything if given proximity to it. Otherwise I go for papa johns as I like how garlicky it is and the consistency of the dough/cheese ratio.