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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 5, 2018.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    I guess her cankles only have a half-tonne weight limit. Her dog-yelping sounded like beautiful music to me.

    That was as karma as it gets. Love how the other idiot wears a singnatue Seahawks jersey. That’s how you stay low-pro when commiting crimes.
     
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    10k rats is enough to kill absolutely anything. I'd pick the human so I don't get sniped, and the rats.

    Rats are tough fuckers. Nothing is surviving even a thousand rats. Ten thousand, organized to a single goal? Unstoppable.
     
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    I think that's the crux of the entire debate: is whatever your choose going to attack in an organized manner?

    I'd only take the rats if they were diseased. Get a .50 cal toting human lobbing diseased, plotting rats at your target and it's game over.
     
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    Pepe's, Sally's and Modern plus other pizza places around CT, I couldn't eat at Dominoes. No matter how cheap it is.
     
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    Boom roasted?

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    They don't have to attack in an organized way, but the thing says that whatever you choose "defends you."

    Wikipedia says your average rat is 9" long and 350g. So 10,000 rats is nearly a mile and a half long and 4 tons of gnawing teeth, coming to motherfucking kill you.

    The rats and the human are the most dangerous things by an order of magnitude.
     
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    I’ll just dress as a giant kitty and scare ‘em away. Meow hiss!

    How about I replace the rats with an equal weight in red army ants? Because unless you have those flamethrowers from The Thing you are going to die horribly.
     
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    Except you'll already be dead since ants weren't listed in the choices. But, hey, if you want to be the guy that brings a soccer ball to the baseball game, you do you.
     
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    What, we can’t have fun? I thought this was the drunk thread, Mr. Seriouspants.
     
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    Why doesn't it surprise me that you already have a cat outfit? Is your collar studded?
     
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    Apparently two Toronto cops decided to test the wares during a drug raid. They called for back up when they started tripping balls and hallucinating. One officer became stuck in a tree. This sounds like an episode of Reno 911!

    "During the incident, an officer who responded to the call slipped and hit her head. She was reportedly trying to help one of the intoxicated officers who was stuck in a tree, CTV News reported."
     
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    One of my co-workers just asked "What is the State of the Union Address?" She was dead serious.
     
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    I'm glad I no longer live in South Texas:

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    You would hope they’ll throw these two assholes in jail, to avoid looking like total hypocrites. They just finished raiding a place and throwing the owners in jail. Hey, let’s use the shit we just threw somebody in jail for and confiscated everything they own.


    Of course, they’ll use the lie that they didn’t know the gummis were spiked, just like those fuckheads in Oregon.
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    I follow all the local groups like that just for the idiocy. It's entertaining as hell. On the exceptionally stupid ones sometimes I'll respond to it just to fuck with them a little.
     
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    That sounds more like a Dumb Blonde Joke than real life.
     
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    Just pulled the (cheap) trigger on a Morakniv. Curious to find out if it's just hype or if these things are actually decent. For $18, even if it turns out to be just a toolbox knife, it'll be money well spent.
     
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    Anyone of you ever done anything cool in Puerto Rico other than get VD?

    Also, since I got here it seems as if my riot streak is set to continue...every place I've lived in since I was 21 has had a riot in it (not coincidentally, every place I've lived in since I was sober). The privatization of the electric company here seems to have rattled the wrong people, and rumors are my streak continues soon.
     
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    I bought the same one about a year ago. I haven't used it very much but what little i have used it for I've been pleased with (mostly cutting small rope/string and a few times outside cooking). It seems to hold an edge pretty well and it's not overly large or cumbersome.

    Pretty good knife for the price.
     
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