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All of them.

No shit. One of my friends asked me a while back if I wanted to go to a nude resort with her. Once again it was a nope, nope, nope.

I've seen a lot of naked people in my life and trust me on this....99% of the population you do not want to see naked. I'm pretty sure a nude yoga class would be populated with fit gay guys, overweight old men who haven't seen their own feet in years who are hoping to see naked females, and a couple of hippie girls who don't shave their armpits and haven't worn a bra in 30 years. I'll pass.

 

Only two remain and one goose. I've taken a very aggressive firearm-based to the predators that I can kill, and the goose has taken care of scaring away the ones I can't legally shoot.

The ducks are getting a little old and I'm not sure if I'll replenish the stock once they die. However the goose is cool and I'm thinking about buying him a fuck buddy or two (I originally had a fuckbuddy for him but she was killed by a hawk at an early age).

 

Because they ducks are very good egg layers and the eggs are delicious.

 

Wife cheats, husband fills her car with cement.

Yeah, it happened back in April, whatever. The video on there is pure russian craziness. If you don't have time to read the article with it, what happened was first the wife admitted she cheated on him. Then she legally changed her last name to the name of a local super market, in order to win a promotion from that super market. This, of course, was the final straw, as the name of the super market translates to "Loyal."

So he cemented the fuck outta her car.

 

Speaking of fowl and weird news stories, we had one here last week.

The gist of the story is they broke up a cock fighting ring. Police rolled up on the house and 50 people scattered, they caught 4 of them. They seized somewhere between 340 and 440 live roosters and 20 dead ones

One detained person said they were there for a cock fight, his father said his son was mistaken...they went to the house for tacos. The homeowner told officers he has no idea why people kept showing up at his house, despite being covered in chicken blood.

I'm kind of putting together several news reports, but here's one that kind of surmises it all.

I'm still wondering how in the blue fuck you have 400 roosters within city limits and no one complains about the noise. One fucking rooster a half mile from me is enough to piss me off. 400 of them? Yeah, me and the neighbor would have a problem.

 

You must be thinking about Nude Blindfolded Yoga. That’s in the next room down.

 

I can’t imagine how my friends would react if I asked if they would like to attend a nude yoga class. With me. I think it might be somewhere along the line of “Umm, no. But how would you like me to burn your face off with a flaming log?”

Doesn’t anybody go bowling anymore?

 

Nude darts makes for a good spectator sport. As long as you watch from outside of dart range.

 

Groundhog Day was yesterday, but a Ned Ryerson action figure is for ANY occasion.



Bing! They even got the tie right.

 

What a strange character to become pop culture folklore, but he has. Besides that I’ve seen theee different t-shirts with Tobolowski on them, memes, fond dedications, etc. There’s just something about the way he sold the insanely earnest character (plus the look), over and over again.

Makes for an easy Halloween costume, too. The camel coat is the tough part.

 

I loved him as Big Dick Stu on Californication as well. He’s a solid character actor.

 

I always wanted to play this song. Unfortunately we didn't have a keyboard player and I couldn't replicate the keyboard line on guitar to where it sounded good.

The keyboard riff is genius...

 

Today was the day that flat earth dude was supposed to launch himself skyward in a homemade rocket.

I can’t find anything about how it went.

I’m a little pissed.

 

If you don't find Baby Metal fun, you have no soul

 

Maybe there's hope for me yet....

This girl's 50 years old, still has an incredible voice, and looks better then I ever did