Does anyone else find it just a bit bizarre that they included the age of the horse? Like...does that somehow make it more a grey area as opposed to, say, a 12 year old horse?
I would think his defense attorney paid off the headline writer, to lay the groundwork for the trial, claiming it was consensual and the horse was old enough to think for itself. If it had been going on for awhile, the horse could be counter-charged for engaging in sex with a minor. I know there's like a 7:1 dog years thing - what about horse years?
I suppose it's good to know that there are some cradle robbing horses out there targeting younger men. You have to be on the lookout for this kind of thing now, I guess.
Remember how people are always telling you to climb right back on that horse in the face of adversity? I think this guy took it a bit too literally.
Imagine the shock of his friends and family when he finally showed up with that new Mustang he'd been bragging about.
You know the horse is being slut-shamed through the stables by fellow horses right now. Soon everyone will be cantering about how hot-to-trot she is.