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Women, Know Your Limits!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Revengeofthenerds, Sep 4, 2013.

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  1. gamecocks

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    It damn well better be "Does your bourbon need refreshing dear?"
     
    #21 gamecocks, Sep 23, 2013
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    Actually, I think most of what the women have to say, the men will agree with.

    "Just ONE FUCKING WEEK out of the month, don't talk to me, and I won't talk to you."
    ... Deal.

    "Loading my dishwasher is not a 'kind gesture', it's ANNOYING! Because you load it WRONG!"
    ... Duly noted.

    "You better finish eating what I cook, whether you like it or not! It makes me feel better!"
    ... This is why I'm fat. But ok.

    "Leave your shoes at the door!!! I'm tired of this house being a mess!!"
    ... Awesome. And shirt and shorts and boxers too because those are equally as dirty. Sounds like a plan.

    "I'M JUST AS SMART AS YOU! RESPECT ME!!!!!"
    ... By "smart" and "respect" I assume you mean 'gullible' and 'trick'?
     
    #22 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 23, 2013
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    I like how this post, made by a woman...

    is immediately followed by posts wondering what the ladies have to think about this thread.
     
    #23 ghettoastronaut, Sep 23, 2013
  4. gamecocks

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    Re: Re: Women, Know Your Limits!

    What's the best way to bleach your armor?
     
    #24 gamecocks, Sep 23, 2013
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    While I found this thread humorous at times, this is how I picture all the guys and their tough talk:
     
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    Re: Re: Women, Know Your Limits!

    You realize I'm not trying to be a white knight protecting all the little fragile females, right?

    I'm trying to say that this thread is not only full of monumental stupidity, it's also extremely unfunny.
     
    #26 ghettoastronaut, Sep 23, 2013
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    Re: Re: Women, Know Your Limits!

    Its funny, because I think thats way most people on here would describe you.
     
    #27 toddamus, Sep 23, 2013
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    Re: Re: Women, Know Your Limits!

    Congratulations on not bothering to read the focus. Some day you'll surprise me by catching up to the rest of us.
     
    #28 Misanthropic, Sep 24, 2013
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    This thread had clusterfuck written on it before the third post.
     
    #29 shegirl, Sep 24, 2013
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    I'm glad to see I haven't missed anything worth coming around for in the 2 weeks I was gone.
     
    #30 Chellie, Sep 27, 2013
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    I think women were also supposed to write their version of this stuff.
     
    #31 Parker, Sep 27, 2013
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    Is that why you put that stupid rant in your column today?
     
    #32 gamecocks, Sep 27, 2013
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    Re: Re: Women, Know Your Limits!

    No no he was just all hot and bothered by one of the Helmsworth brothers in RUSH.
     
    #33 Flat_Rate, Sep 27, 2013
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