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Wonderfat Powers Activate!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by lhprop1, Aug 21, 2013.

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  1. Roxanne

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    One time I got on the Jurassic Park ride next to a fat person. The bar wouldn't close down enough to actually keep me secure, since it was firmly entrenched in the belly fat of my seatmate. I had to hold on for dear life at the waterfall drop.

    Fat people are trying to kill regular-sized people with their fatness. It almost happened to me and Dread. Fucking conspiracy, man.
     
    #121 Roxanne, Aug 22, 2013
  2. Trakiel

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    I think FUPA actually means Fat Upper Pubic Area and gunt "gut-cunt" is the female specific term.
     
    #122 Trakiel, Aug 22, 2013
  3. lhprop1

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    Is that a fuck swing for fatties?

    I have no idea what Tubgirl has to do with this conversation. She's not fat. Google it and see.
     
    #123 lhprop1, Aug 22, 2013
  4. TX.

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    The best is when people shit themselves mid-Hoyer transfer since it's the most "activity" they've done all day. Thin privilege = not shitting all over the floor in front of at least 2 people.
     
    #124 TX., Aug 22, 2013
  5. gamecocks

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    I have found something new in this thread. Hospital work, although I'm sure it is rewarding, sounds fucking horrific.
     
    #125 gamecocks, Aug 22, 2013
  6. Kubla Kahn

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    Remember that scene from Jurassic Park?





    Two Jurassic Park references in one page. What up.
     
    #126 Kubla Kahn, Aug 22, 2013
  7. RCGT

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    Did someone say Wonder Fat?

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    #127 RCGT, Aug 22, 2013
  8. xrayvision

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    It's only horrific if you have a shit job. Education, ladies and gentlemen, will keep you father away from the gross shit than the people who, for whatever reason stopped short.
     
    #128 xrayvision, Aug 22, 2013
  9. Yukon Cornelius

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    I love my job, it just has instances I choose to view as hillarious.
     
    #129 Yukon Cornelius, Aug 22, 2013
  10. Frank

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    Don't doctors have to deal with most of the shit we're talking about?
     
    #130 Frank, Aug 22, 2013
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    We had a quad one time who was in the hoyer because he was being transferred to the table for an xray. The xray was to check for bowel blockage. He had a colostomy that hadn't filled in 3 days. Well, the moving around in the lift was enough to unblock him. Cue 3 days worth of shit speed-filling the bag to the point where it burst everywhere. I left to vomit. You know who cleaned it up? Not this guy. Some poor 8 dollar an hour bastard had to come in and mop it. Fuck all of that.
     
    #131 xrayvision, Aug 22, 2013
  12. xrayvision

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    They might get to witness it, but they sure as hell don't have to clean it.
     
    #132 xrayvision, Aug 22, 2013
  13. lhprop1

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    I've never seen Jurassic Park, so any reference to it was completely incidental.

    Was there a scene in there with a fuck swing for fatties or did Tubgirl make a cameo?
     
    #133 lhprop1, Aug 22, 2013
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    Can confirm. I worked for a summer as a nursing student/pca and I got to clean up green vomit that covered the entire room's floor after a hysterectomy patient upchucked. It smells like the stinkiest diarrhea in the world, and it came out of her eating hole.

    That's why I was getting paid the big (9.23/hr) bucks!
     
    #134 bewildered, Aug 22, 2013
  15. Yukon Cornelius

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    I've been told that some hospitals have had to borrow operating room tables from the closest zoo because they have a higher weight capacity.
     
    #135 Yukon Cornelius, Aug 22, 2013
  16. gamecocks

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    [​IMG]
     
    #136 gamecocks, Aug 22, 2013
  17. Rush-O-Matic

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  18. Crown Royal

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    The cow mooing is what makes you laugh out loud.

    If it was a fat person, the question is who would eat who first.
     
    #138 Crown Royal, Aug 22, 2013
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    I can no longer participate in a thread started by a man that has not seen Jurassic Park. #JurassicParkViewerPrivilege
     
    #139 Parker, Aug 22, 2013
  20. Sicnevol

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    > I tired to explain to him that weight does not directly correlate with health and is not a proven cause of disease


    That makes me so fucking irate....
     
    #140 Sicnevol, Aug 22, 2013
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