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Wonderfat Powers Activate!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by lhprop1, Aug 21, 2013.

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  1. Misanthropic

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    Word.

     
    #141 Misanthropic, Aug 22, 2013
  2. Frank

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    Thin privilege is having goals and sticking to them.
     
    #142 Frank, Aug 22, 2013
  3. Danger Boy

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    Thin privilege is the new yo' mama's so fat joke.
     
    #143 Danger Boy, Aug 22, 2013
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    Thin privilege is posting in the bikini thread and getting lots of green dots to quickly pad your rep.
     
    #144 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 22, 2013
  5. toddamus

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    Thin Privilege is using a rascal scooter and no one questioning whether your too lazy to walk.
     
    #145 toddamus, Aug 22, 2013
  6. Crown Royal

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    Thin privilege is being able to squeeze through the iron fence to escape the angry Bro Patrol that's chasing you because you kissed the huge guy's girlfriend on the lips after she called you a faggot.

    Thin privilege is not being out of breath after brushing your hair.

    Thin privilege is not having a buffet restaurant owner pull a .357 on you in the parking lot and say "You just keep right on walkin', big fella."

    Thin privilege is using a birth control method that isn't turning the lights on.

    Thin privilege is not keeping your diaphragm stored in a pizza box.
     
    #146 Crown Royal, Aug 22, 2013
  7. Danger Boy

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    #147 Danger Boy, Aug 22, 2013
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    Thin privilege is being able to take a shower in under 10 minutes and not rubbing up on the walls during said shower.
     
    #148 xrayvision, Aug 23, 2013
  9. Crown Royal

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    Thin privilege is going to see a massage therapist instead of a groundskeeper.

    Thin privilege is not having your dentist treat you through the mail.
     
    #149 Crown Royal, Aug 23, 2013
  10. TX.

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    Thin privilege is not washing yourself with a rag on a stick.
     
    #150 TX., Aug 23, 2013
  11. gamecocks

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    #151 gamecocks, Aug 23, 2013
  12. JPrue

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    Thin privilege is being able to count calories without scientific notation.

    Thin privilege is the ability to see your entire body in one mirror.

    Thin privilege is being able to go underwater.
     
    #152 JPrue, Aug 23, 2013
  13. Frank

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    It's really not a counterpoint, as lame as the fatty bloggers are, they will also give people shit for calling skinny women anorexic, they don't have THAT much cognitive dissonance.
     
    #153 Frank, Aug 23, 2013
  14. Nom Chompsky

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    Fwiw, Lindy West isn't really a weight blogger or anything. She kinda writes about everything. And her review of Sex and the City II is fucking unbelievable.

     
    #154 Nom Chompsky, Aug 23, 2013
  15. Frank

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    Thin privilege is not crying when you see a staircase.

    I'm also reminded of how my friend's dad told him when he was young not to be anywhere near a car driven by an overweight person because "fat people hate turning"
     
    #155 Frank, Aug 23, 2013
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    Thin privilege is dropping your wallet and immediately picking it up, rather than deciding if what's in it is worth bending over.
     
    #156 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 23, 2013
  17. Frank

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    Athletic privilege is being able to squat down instead of bending over.
     
    #157 Frank, Aug 23, 2013
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    Thin privilege is blaming the tub of icecream on the breakup.
     
    #158 guernica, Aug 23, 2013
  19. TX.

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    Thin privilege is being able to see your own genitalia.
     
    #159 TX., Aug 23, 2013
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    Without standing on a mirror.
     
    #160 Noland, Aug 23, 2013
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