The best part is my bike is a mini: (Mine is missing a few cosmetic parts, but you get the picture.) 125 cc, tiny wheels, and when I drive it my knees hit the handle bars. I can stand up and I have clearance over the entire bike. With a big/normal person bike, if you get drunk, you fall, and you hurt yourself. With this bike you can get wasted before you fall, and when you do you stand the fuck back up, laugh, and have another beer. It sounds like a terrible idea, but really, it isn't. We're safe. We wear bicycle helmets.
Gee, the state of my relationship could not be better. My girlfriend moved back in with her parents and sleeps 5-6 hours a night, so that by the time she stays over with me on Friday she needs about 16 hours of sleep just to catch back up on everything. Do you guys know just how crazy in the sack sleep-deprived chicks are? You really haven't lived if you've experienced it.
Overrated. If you give them roofies, they catch up on sleep and they're a lot more willing to 'try new things.' And at that point, duct tape is optional. I believe I may have said too much.
Couple of bloody mary's into the day and it is not quite noon yet and I think I may be about ready for a nap. That works almost as well as roofies I bet, now where is my husband? And how many do I slip him?
Of course this mornings first call was mine for a DOA. First thought through my head after we determined the patient was indeed dead was "I feel how she looks" ughh. Yay now to finish this 12 hour shift and hopefully do it all over again tonight.
Sharks win! 30-10 over WP in the Currie Cup Final! (our S.A. equivalent to Superbowl, but for rugby - not as important as the Super 14 final, if an S.A. team gets there, though) There isn't a sober person within 10 miles. Well played, guys!
You're a nurse, right? I've been doing lots of medication safety lectures lately and a nurse asking how much drug to give someone is ripe for a joke about colour coding and confusing morphine with hydromorphone or accidentally injecting someone with concentrated potassium chloride or yelling at cardiologists. The answer, by the way? It's not just about roofies. You need alcohol and benzodiazepines to properly induce amnesia. Careful about respiratory depression, though.
The funny part is that in my hospitalization history, it was the nurses that seemed to be the ones that knew their shit, and the doctors were the ones that were screwing up. For instance, me being on a Demerol pump, and the doctor not prescribing me Valium to counteract the spasms. Nurse caught it. Nurses make medicine function... they're like the NCO's in the military, or the executive assistants in the office.
I am a nurse, but am a nurse practitioner now complete with prescribing powers too. However, I have very limited experience with roofies though. I actually work in a Urology office, so am the person that people go to for all of their ED questions (although I am pretty new to the field so may or may not be able to answer it). Probably a good thing that my knowledge of Rophynol is limited. Can't imagine that it is a good combo mixed with Viagra.
My aunt's a nurse practitioner. Batshit crazy, too. Loves reminding me that I'll be spending my whole life always taking her orders. It's a wonderful co-existence of a superiority and inferiority complex. Anyone else watching the live feed of the rally to restore sanity and/or fear? Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow just took a massive shit on everything. And this was after Colbert and Stewart's god-awful song.
Not that I've seen. Their permit was for 25k people, and the panning shots of the crowd makes me think that they've probably got more than that there. The grounds look packed.
http://www.mediaite.com/online/how-many-people-are-at-the-jon-stewarts-rally-to-restore-sanity/ Somewhere between 100k-200k apparently.
Well that was a lovely rally. Now, I have two exams to study for by Wednesday, a 4 hour talent show rehearsal tomorrow, a lab on Tuesday and probably something else to come and shit all over me by then.