Apparently men are dense. I'm supposedly confusing...and hard to impress. The fuck ever. I like quiet nights and cold beers and good Scotch. I hate smoke And love music. I prefer working for what I have as opposed to being given anything. I'm as comfortable in a sexy dress and heels as I am in jeans and boots. I don't like scary stuff...What a person does is more important to me than what They look like. Kindness, consideration, politeness, swagger, confidence, and follow through are all important to me. The most important thing, though, is being genuine. This is not rocket science. Fuck me I don't wanna go to work.
Lemme guess...you just posted that on your Facebook wall as well, right? And then 80 of your female friends "liked" it. And told you to "go girl!". I'm, like, really in touch with women's feelings n' shit.
UGA Dawgs play #fucking12 S. Carolina in an hour. I do not feel good about this football game. Also: <a class="postlink" href="http://youtu.be/FfkR-z2VcGs" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://youtu.be/FfkR-z2VcGs</a> WE NEED MORE DOGS!!!
Yeah, you take it lying on your back you dirty bitch. The thought of drinking turned my stomach today. Until I finished half a beer I was cooking with. Turns out I'm sick of liquor, but beer is fucking delicious. Spice rub of salt, pepper, smoked paprika, Emeril's Essence, and poultry seasoning on a cornish hen fisted full of "creole" stuffing and chorizo. Gonna make some mother fucking beer gravy in a few minutes. Feel that beer gravy on your titties. Sad face for it not being asparagus season. I want some fucking asparagus. And hollandaise. Fucker.
If I had to get fucked in the ass (like if I was in prison, or the Navy, or it was Thursday), I'd probably want to be on my back. Seems like it would make the hand action much smoother. This picture is a gay sex gif. Will you look at it? You will, won't you. I know you. NSFW
I think you should have a shave before you subject your husband to your stale wine breath and unwashed axe wound. That is if he can get his cock in edgewise to the laptop with all your posting and what not. Spoiler
Have you ever noticed that pre-op trannies are generally hung like donkeys? It's once thing to get fucked by a dude with tits, it's another when they have a way bigger dick. Then it's just so much more degrading. Your wife would be supremely pissed. not only did you stray from the marriage into the arms of a guy with a tattoo on his cock that says "Wonder Bat" but he's got way better titties than your middle aged wife. No one wins except the tranny.
This isn't a coincidence, actually. It's like asking if you've ever noticed how lots of NBA players are tall. First, there's the confirmation bias whenever it comes to seeing penises online -- people usually only flaunt it if they got it. Second, most trans porn is directed at mostly straight guys who wanna see a dick; normally these guys are looking for a large dick. It's a visual stimulant (for complicated reasons), it's a stand-in for their own (ha!), or it's something they've fetishized or envied. To be pedantic, most porn shemales aren't really pre-op transsexuals, because they have no real intentions of getting opped. They're dudes with makeup and tits.
Not a chance. I don't associate with those types of females. And...I can't call in sick. I"m the boss. I can, however, supervise from a distance.
Did you write a paper on this? I think I saw it in The New Yorker. Which leads me to my next question: Ladies, wat do if you fuck a guy with bigger tits than you? Barring fat guy tits of course. Let's be sensible here.